Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…
Surprise!
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling
LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Haha this one gives me an extra tingle
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.
Mmmm half-life
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
At least the two hemispheres are separated.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Some assembly required
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Are they still.super annoying to.split apart the egg?
LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
The Forbidden Egg.
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You laugh you lose your intestinal lining
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
may cause explosive diarrhea
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Don’t touch me I’m a dead man
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION
TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s a tickle-me-dragon-tail!
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey Joe is machining your radioactive ☢️ uranium ball, Jeff will have them ready for you tomorrow morning ☺️.
…can I get an updated on the machining?
Yeah Fred is machining it. Jeff will have it ready in the morning ☺️
…can I get an update?
Yeah, Kevin is at the hospital taking Joe and Jeff but he’s coming back for the finish pass, then he’ll hand it to Mario then to Victor
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yummy
officermike@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For anyone unaware of the reference:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For the Americans unaware of the reference:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise
officermike@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ooof
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
Twitches@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Thank you!