Surprise!

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• officermike@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For anyone unaware of the reference:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

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  • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For the Americans unaware of the reference:

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

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    • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ooof

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate

      Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise

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  • Twitches@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you!

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling

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    • LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Haha this one gives me an extra tingle

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa

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• LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The Forbidden Egg.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.

  Mmmm half-life

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• passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You laugh you lose your intestinal lining

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• Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At least the two hemispheres are separated.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some assembly required

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are they still.super annoying to.split apart the egg?

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• TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s a tickle-me-dragon-tail!

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  may cause explosive diarrhea

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t touch me I’m a dead man

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey Joe is machining your radioactive ☢️ uranium ball, Jeff will have them ready for you tomorrow morning ☺️.

  …can I get an updated on the machining?

  Yeah Fred is machining it. Jeff will have it ready in the morning ☺️

  …can I get an update?

  Yeah, Kevin is at the hospital taking Joe and Jeff but he’s coming back for the finish pass, then he’ll hand it to Mario then to Victor

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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yummy

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