Candy

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Joke Is Sex.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought she was robbing people but that works too

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is the other girl dressed as a COVID test (showing positive for COVID) or a pregnancy test (showing positive for being pregnant)?

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  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Covid tests don’t come in pink. It’s a pregnancy test.

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    • yannic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I beg to differ. If it’s not a CoViD test, where would you urinate?

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    both equally fuck that

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    • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with either of those costumes?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pregnancy

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LOARDosis

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, so that’s why trump stands funny

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Trump is a Canadian goose that was turned into a real boy.

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• Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this supposed to be an adult trick-or-treating or are we looking at a depiction of a child here…

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  • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know any child that wears that, there’s your answer. xD

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  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s better if we don’t talk about it. Just ignore and pretend you didn’t see it.

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  • Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When we were finally able to buy our first home, it was a real shock for me the first Halloween. People didn’t tend to go door to door in our apartment complex, they went to the surrounding neighborhoods so the only people that came to the door were those few that had very young children and were neighbors we saw regularly.
    After the first few groups of trick or treaters I told my wife I felt like I was committing a felony every time I open the door. Thankfully, over the last few years a lot of the mothers of the younger children started dressing up with their kids. Now I can just be a perv staring at the mothers in there sexy Halloween outfits rather than trying to avoid looking at the jailbait.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This man should not be allowed near minors

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    • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m8

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• pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is she dressed as a covid 19 test

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  • Hildegarde@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pregnancy test, much scarier

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    • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you can’t abort covid tho

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It took me a while, but I [over-]think I get it now… since the sheet is transparent, we can see that the ghost is not wearing a bra.

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