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Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That, or try breaking his arms.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup, more than one way to skin a cat.

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

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  • lulztard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they’re being violated.

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.

    Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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  • PugJesus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, it’s probably because he’s the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask

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  • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What no male role models does to a mf.

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    • SitD@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days… do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨

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      • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In the same vein I’m shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said “majority” with no indication that the father wasn’t around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.

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    • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The down votes are out of line. There’s a reason why toxic masculinity exists, and that’s poor or no male role models worth a damn. In the case of dating, it’s good to have input from both men and women so you can PID your approach and not come off as some dweeb.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet

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  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon:

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  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have up and found a boyfriend. I’m not even kidding. I’m like…90% lesbian though.

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      • Mandy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s called being bi my fellow gril

        As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel

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      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. “But why don’t you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!”

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      • GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re bi. Just own it.

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  • lol_idk@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon could be autistic

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  • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re a 4channer. So they probably don’t smell all that great.

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  • bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    here’s the translation for republicans:

    the transgenders made anon gay!!!

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not a good joke.

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      • bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny

        also it’s funny because republican == transphobic + dumb

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom

    Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or his sisters. Anon has options.

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  • comrade19@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time for reform

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wrong gonial angle.

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    • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

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