Kitty.

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I just noticed he’s a little guy.” ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily

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• OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  xkcd.com/231/

  Alt text: Yes you are! And you’re sitting there! Hi, kitty!

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• tibi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you draw a line from the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.

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  • stephen01king@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m guessing you’re right next to a cat when you made this comment.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, we could expext the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Correct. Author must be close-ish to a cat.

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• Mercuri@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.

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  • i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i blame the toxo

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my cat is reminded many times a day that she is grey. and a litty cat.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine hears that he is grey and a pretty good cat. He also hears at least once or twice that his name, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

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• argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.

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  • dunyol@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands

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    • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.

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  • SuperCub@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The graph is pretty shitty

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you feel like a 0? But seriously, there is no correct way for it.

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• modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dam they’ve really got my number.

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• NightAuthor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Cat.”

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