Anon needs viewers

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Superimpose the text “somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans” so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM

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  • ton618@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it’s 8 years old! What a banger!

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he’s the drummer.

      Also the drummer of Clown Core.

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t even have to watch, I already know what song this is.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is awesome

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• frazw@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better hope you don’t have a small dick, or you’ll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

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  • Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn’t make sense

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    • Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I’d call major BS

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And then they assume you have pics of teenage boys on your drive.

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• Letstakealook@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden.”

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

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• SitD@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  joke’s on anon, the only thing cia ever wanted is spy on everyone’s dickpics without having to go in person

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP’s file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• DavidGarcia@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

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• lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  all that’s gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even

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