Standing optional.
Okay, two issues here...
Submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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realitista@lemm.ee 1 week ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
yemmly@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 days ago
It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 6 days ago
I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Don’t think you can swallow the first coming in time?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Ok I think I’ve got it.
Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Of shit what if it’s like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it’ll summon Jesus?
They’re not allowed standing because they don’t want to trigger the rapture!
johsny@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There is a lot of moustache going on there.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 week ago
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
They’re waiting for Jesus’ second coming
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all
brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 week ago
3 issues
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 1 week ago
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
When the president stands, nobody sits
Alterforlett@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
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Credit: www.deviantart.com/…/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.