Okay, two issues here...

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• brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  3 issues

  1. Not standing
  2. There are 5 of them
  3. Which Jesus?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    #3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

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    • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

      The same holds true for Martin Sheen:

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      When the president stands, nobody sits

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    • Alterforlett@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.

      Jesus Christ!

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    3. Which Jesus?

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    Credit: www.deviantart.com/…/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

      dir: Andrew Adamson

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  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This reminds me of a joke:

    Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Standing optional.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think that’s somewhere in Luke.

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    • yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?

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  • YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Don’t think you can swallow the first coming in time?

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ok I think I’ve got it.

  Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
  And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Of shit what if it’s like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it’ll summon Jesus?
    They’re not allowed standing because they don’t want to trigger the rapture!

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• johsny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  There is a lot of moustache going on there.

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re waiting for Jesus’ second coming

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all

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