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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They are markers of who belongs and who doesn’t in the corporate environment. Ties tell me that you love bureaucracy and meetings but hate real work. You can’t do real work in a tie and if you do, your tie is pretty gross.

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.

      Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      tie + lathe = death

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re waiting for you, Gengar, in the test chamberrrrrr.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Back in the middle ages a king wore a long scarf and now you have to wear a tie at work.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    California here, you mean at weddings?

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    We don’t.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  He’s totally wearing a clip-on.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s still work.

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• _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m not a big Morrissey fan, but he isn’t wrong herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0&t…

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Why is lemmy do religious?

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    God is just an expression to me🤷

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Seems really weird to me that it would pop into someone’s head

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    …Religious for Pokémon?

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  • luciferofastora@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I see more atheistmemes on All than I do religious stuff.

    This is a joke, most likely, given the sub and context.

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