Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible without it being HR reportable?🤔”
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Gork@lemm.ee 2 months agoThis is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
swab148@lemm.ee 2 months ago
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.