Anon signs up for a dating site
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[deleted]Sakychu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Recently? You mean always on 4chan?
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!
GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 1 year ago
There’s a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. It’s kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who don’t have it do it as well.
My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.
So he’d trip up and say “Thanks God!”.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Accidentally”
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He thought it was weight.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If you’re American this is relatively light, if you’re a Brit this is anywhere from morbidly obese to record setting
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Meant to put 450. They’re they humvee driver of people only slightly below average height
rbn@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s actually 4’11" btw
11111one11111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don’t know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m 25.45 Big Macs tall.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As am I.
Unless you didn’t actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You’re spot on, but it’s not “the people” it’s just the incels on 4Chan. Same with “thots”. No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Idk, my coworker loved to say, “be gone, thot!!” I thought it was hilarious.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
>Looking for something long term
>Uses the term thots
Sounds like he’s accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet