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Anon signs up for a dating site

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    >Looking for something long term

    >Uses the term thots

    Sounds like he’s accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

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  • thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s this thing recently about using ‘im too autistic too…’ or 'because of my autism '?

    It feels like people are using this like we’ve used ‘retarded’ in the past.

    Kinda sucks.

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    • Sakychu@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Recently? You mean always on 4chan?

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!

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    • GetOffMyLan@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. It’s kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who don’t have it do it as well.

      My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.

      So he’d trip up and say “Thanks God!”.

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Accidentally”

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He thought it was weight.

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      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you’re American this is relatively light, if you’re a Brit this is anywhere from morbidly obese to record setting

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meant to put 450. They’re they humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

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  • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s actually 4’11" btw

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  • 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don’t know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

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  • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m 25.45 Big Macs tall.

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    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As am I.

      Unless you didn’t actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number

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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re spot on, but it’s not “the people” it’s just the incels on 4Chan. Same with “thots”. No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk, my coworker loved to say, “be gone, thot!!” I thought it was hilarious.

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace

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