Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
[deleted]nutsack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/
they should do this again
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
/b/ is just nasty now. Even the YLYL threads are just stuff scooped from /pol/.
A few better boards, especially if you can find decent reoccurring general threads with regulars in them.
/tv/ should just be renamed Prometheus though. It’s incredible how much that one movie has broken that place.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Here’s the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.
> gets politician called as evil stalinist by other > looks inside > the mildest form of social democracy imaginable
Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.
dch82@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I mean, it won’t be written by anon, but why not
errer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s the great part, you don’t
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Step 1) Give up your sanity
taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?
Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people’s stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don’t want the board spammed by blogposting.
A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough
Zozano@lemy.lol 8 months ago
I can’t tell if you’re joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.
Take my sage.
ICastFist@programming.dev 8 months ago
don’t go to /b/
nutsack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
WTMYWTSC on /gif/
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
WTMYWTSC
What does that mean?
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
capchas are so real. Those things suck
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
4chan’s captchas are some of the hardest I’ve ever seen, it’s not enough that it’s hard to tell what the fuck it’s written but having to align the text beforehand is just evil.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s why everyone is using browser addons or mobile apps that solve it for you. It’s not very resilient against computers solving them, it seems.
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I swear to God I tried posting once but got my IP locked out from posting because I couldn’t get the captcha right before x amount of tries. Thing is at towards the end I was so confident I was putting in the right letters and numbers but it just wasn’t taking it.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.
payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment… The next hour or so is gonna suck
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
it’s on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it’s 1 hour 40mins.
Get extra rekt.
PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we’re not on metric time
Banichan@dormi.zone 8 months ago
“newfriend” is the word filter 😂
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Maybe people just started typing it that way instead to begin with, you can’t know
Banichan@dormi.zone 8 months ago
I’ve been on the site since 2004, I absolutely know 😂
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
Good
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 8 months ago
Newt Gingrich
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
The good old days…
Wanderer@lemm.ee 8 months ago
What a bunch of horseshit. What’s it meant to be?
Banichan@dormi.zone 8 months ago
Replace “friend” with the worst F-word you can imagine.