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The Troll-ey Problem

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Snailpope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife

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    • Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cause a trolley problem

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  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It rolls, kills all 6 tied up people, and everyone onboard.

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      • Snailpope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

        sorry for yelling

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was waiting for someone to post this version.
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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Damn, i believe you. How long did you wait?

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well… if you put it that way, pulling the lever at least gives me something to do in the meantime.

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does excessive pulling makes one blind?

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      • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Depends on what you mean by “blind”?

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One must imagine niktemadur happy.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no affect

    Blocked, deleted, reported

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Crushed, shaken, stirred

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      • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The bond’s Name. James Name

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s like that light switch on my wall that does nothing.

    Except a year after I moved in, I got a letter from some woman in Germany that said “knock it off.”

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Button X - Turns on Mrs. Schultz’s porch light in Germany. So quit pressing it!

      - Earthworm Jim instruction booklet

      Reference, or coincidence?

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      • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Steven Wright. But I probably messed up the quote.

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      • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Married with Children also did it.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes. Because it’ll make the clang-clang noise when it goes by me.

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  • pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *effect

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I do. With verve!

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    See, if you pull the lever halfway, you have a chance to derail the trolley. No one ever mentions that.

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    • xilophor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      TOKYO DRIFT IT BABY

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck yeah, LETS GOOOOOOOO

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, that would take, like, effort, man.

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trick question, I throw myself in front of the trolley

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • fylkenny@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you pull the lever the train takes slightly longer, annoying the people inside.

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  • hate2bme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pull lever to wave to trolley

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  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, I kidnap some people and tie them to the railroad tracks

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean I would have fun sending it on a little detour, but I worry that if the switch is no properly set at the point where the rails merge back into 1, the trolley might derail. The drawing of that point looks like a mess, too.

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  • Carrolade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Very succinct. Though a little outdated in our post-qanon world.

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ::: A depressing remake of text found in a song bt The Body, ‘Ten Times A Day, Every Day, A Stranger’.

    Sometimes when I get up and emerge from the mists of white, my whole sketch hurts, my whole figure. The view from near the lever hurts. Kids go to school. People go shopping. Everybody knows where to go. Only I don’t know where I want to go. I get dressed, blearily, stumbling, hopping about to pull on my trousers. I go and shave with my electric razor. For years now, whenever I shave, I’ve avoided looking at myself in the mirror. I shave in the dark or around the corner. I don’t like looking at myself anymore. I’m scared by my own face in the bathroom. I’m hurt even by my own appearance - I see yesterday’s drunkenness in my eyes. I sit holding the lever, sometimes my hands give way under me and several times I repeat to myself, “I’ve victoried myself away, I’ve reached the peak of emptiness, I’ve reached the peak of emptiness and everything hurts.”

    Even the walk to this level hurts, and the whole train hurts as well. I lower my guilty looking eyes. I’m afraid of looking people in the eye. Sometimes I cross my palms and extend my wrists, because I feel guilty even about this once too loud a solitude which isn’t loud any longer, because I’m hurt not only by the weight of the choice that brings me down to the infernal regions below, I’m hurt even by the looks of the people commuting by train, each of them has somewhere to go, while I’ve reached the peak of emptiness and don’t know where I want to go.

    I’m hurt now. I’m hurt by this whole meme in which I live. I’m hurt by this whole problem - because towards morning, certain beings come to me. Beings not unfamiliar to me. They come slowly, but surely, up the tracks of my soul and not only the faces come into focus, but also certain horrible events. Just like a portrait. Or a film. A documentary not only about how I saved someone and got praised, but also how I killed people. Everything I ever said, everything I ever did. Everything is always against me. The whole world hurts, and even the guardian angel of mine hurts. How many times I felt like jumping on the tracks, from my position where every decision hurts, but always at the last moment, my guardian angel saves me. He pulls me back.

    I victoried myself away. I’ve reached the peak of emptiness.

    :::

    The song

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