Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!
Happy Birthday
Submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
His days are numbered, though.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
I mean, if he’s 2022 years old he probably doesn’t have much time left. 💔
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 8 months ago
That’s a pretty big number, though.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 months ago
He looks so young for his age.
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He doesn’t look a day past 80
tyler@programming.dev 8 months ago
Might not be a native English speaker.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Idioms and phrasing in English are not.
What’s the literal meaning of “his days are numbered”?
Mordred_85@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Could be right, but there’s google translate. If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it.
NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it
The irony of being a dick about someone’s English and fucking it up yourself
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I believe that’s a threat sandwich.
Mordred_85@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Poor boy, in addiction to have a questionable reasoning father now he’s on Lemmyshitpost and who knows where else. That adds up to the senile problems
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You said “in addiction”.
AutomaticUpdates@monero.town 8 months ago
Who isn’t
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Chazz : Mind-bottling, isn’t it?
Jimmy : Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz : Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
Mordred_85@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Plus his father his making not so veiled treaths to his life.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
2+0-2+2 - checks out.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jesus!
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Lolwut
SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 months ago
2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn’t yet died.
Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.
WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY???
And also, why are they threatening their kids life?
boonhet@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It’s all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn’t google it
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 8 months ago
Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.