Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!
Happy Birthday
Submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
His days are numbered, though.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
I mean, if he’s 2022 years old he probably doesn’t have much time left. 💔
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 year ago
That’s a pretty big number, though.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 year ago
He looks so young for his age.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He doesn’t look a day past 80
tyler@programming.dev 1 year ago
Might not be a native English speaker.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idioms and phrasing in English are not.
What’s the literal meaning of “his days are numbered”?
Mordred_85@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Could be right, but there’s google translate. If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it.
NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it
The irony of being a dick about someone’s English and fucking it up yourself
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I believe that’s a threat sandwich.
Mordred_85@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Poor boy, in addiction to have a questionable reasoning father now he’s on Lemmyshitpost and who knows where else. That adds up to the senile problems
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You said “in addiction”.
AutomaticUpdates@monero.town 1 year ago
Who isn’t
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Chazz : Mind-bottling, isn’t it?
Jimmy : Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz : Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
2+0-2+2 - checks out.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jesus!
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Lolwut
SilentObserver@lemm.ee 1 year ago
2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn’t yet died.
Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.
WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY???
And also, why are they threatening their kids life?
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It’s all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn’t google it
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 year ago
Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.