The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food
Anon makes a deal with a demon
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
There’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get
Tja@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
… ifyou have access to the sea.
Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
And stupidly delicious.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Only British people will survive.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.
wiccan2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.
Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water
TIN@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn’t work out why that would help.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And get great abs whilst doing it
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Plot twist, you have to keep the hula hoop up or the demon can get you, because dropping the hoop would inevitably create a break in the salt somewhere.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 weeks ago
Isn’t demon come from earth core
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Salt doesn’t stop angels, according to the lore.
Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry, do we assume that demons are going off-planet?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re on Mars, right?
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Are we assuming demons are men?
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What if you’re dealing with a demon who isn’t weak to salt? What if the rules on salt circles require the salt to be on the ground, so a salt ring in orbit does nothing? What if the salt ring doesn’t meet the salt density requirement to ward off demons? What if the demon never leaves earth, instead hanging out at a coffee shop, and thus the demon doesn’t have to cross the salt circle to get to you? What if the demon simply grabs your soul after you die?
troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, then you’re fuck, but still, salt rings. So pretty neat
notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Plus, for some time we will be able to drink from the oceans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dude, fish fuck in there. ☞ó ͜つò☞
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
well, rich people already eat fish cum might as well make it affordable
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I see no downsides.
_Sprite@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon gets snatched by the ankles beneath the earth’s crust and gets jumped for eternity
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
That ring is orientated incorrectly. Other than that there is absolutely nothing wrong with this idea. I’m sure all the sea life can survive having the salt removed from its environment I’m sure it’s not necessary to its survival.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Anon slat-blocks themselves from getting that hot demonussy
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And take out every satellite that’s orbiting Earth and kill everyone on the ISS.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The only “demons” salt repels are the bacteria and fungi that want to eat your food and make it rot because our ancestors didn’t know what was going on to make food rot and assumed evil spirits. Salt preserves food, thus must be magic. And then the “confirmation” came because anyone who used a salt ring wasn’t attacked by evil spirits, so it must really work!
atocci@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Project West Ford 2
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.
yokonzo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Except if the original idea of the location of hell ( the demons home) applies. In which case OP better get off world quickly or else he’s trapped with a demon
troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And the gold market collapsing making the bars worthless. Or if that got figured out, the life cycle of the oceans collapsing killing most life on earth.
But hey, salt rings. So pretty neat