The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food
Anon makes a deal with a demon
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
There’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
… ifyou have access to the sea.
Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And stupidly delicious.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Only British people will survive.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.
wiccan2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.
Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water
TIN@feddit.uk 1 year ago
For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn’t work out why that would help.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And get great abs whilst doing it
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Plot twist, you have to keep the hula hoop up or the demon can get you, because dropping the hoop would inevitably create a break in the salt somewhere.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
Isn’t demon come from earth core
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Salt doesn’t stop angels, according to the lore.
Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m sorry, do we assume that demons are going off-planet?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’re on Mars, right?
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Are we assuming demons are men?
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What if you’re dealing with a demon who isn’t weak to salt? What if the rules on salt circles require the salt to be on the ground, so a salt ring in orbit does nothing? What if the salt ring doesn’t meet the salt density requirement to ward off demons? What if the demon never leaves earth, instead hanging out at a coffee shop, and thus the demon doesn’t have to cross the salt circle to get to you? What if the demon simply grabs your soul after you die?
troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, then you’re fuck, but still, salt rings. So pretty neat
notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Plus, for some time we will be able to drink from the oceans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude, fish fuck in there. ☞ó ͜つò☞
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I see no downsides.
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
well, rich people already eat fish cum might as well make it affordable
_Sprite@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anon gets snatched by the ankles beneath the earth’s crust and gets jumped for eternity
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
That ring is orientated incorrectly. Other than that there is absolutely nothing wrong with this idea. I’m sure all the sea life can survive having the salt removed from its environment I’m sure it’s not necessary to its survival.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Anon slat-blocks themselves from getting that hot demonussy
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And take out every satellite that’s orbiting Earth and kill everyone on the ISS.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only “demons” salt repels are the bacteria and fungi that want to eat your food and make it rot because our ancestors didn’t know what was going on to make food rot and assumed evil spirits. Salt preserves food, thus must be magic. And then the “confirmation” came because anyone who used a salt ring wasn’t attacked by evil spirits, so it must really work!
atocci@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Project West Ford 2
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.
yokonzo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Except if the original idea of the location of hell ( the demons home) applies. In which case OP better get off world quickly or else he’s trapped with a demon
troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And the gold market collapsing making the bars worthless. Or if that got figured out, the life cycle of the oceans collapsing killing most life on earth.
But hey, salt rings. So pretty neat