Toot toot

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most lucid Mastodon user

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      woosh

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• portuga@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

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• zanyllama52@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.

  As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable

  This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.

  To this day, I do not eat Subway.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf

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  • marble@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WFH

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better out than in, as our holy green swamp ogre says

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• kelargo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Another benefit of working from home.

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• Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s an HR complaint

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
    Then she shifts her body to one side.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He has Tourette’s.

    You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss in the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.

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• Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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  • Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.

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    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I said “beep beep.”

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  • MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a sheep

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• AidsKitty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Keep your distance?

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  record it ?

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• Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Liquid ass. That’s the solution.

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