Did manga artist write this?
There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad
Submitted 10 months ago by PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com to [deleted]
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lauha@lemmy.one 10 months ago
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“for easy use”
For WHAT use???
Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it’s made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn’t flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*unzips*
No, don’t stop. Tell me more.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s called Gaviscon but idk if it is available or has the same name outside of Germany
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
D-I-Why?
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For making porn of course
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you’re going tor.
4oreman@lemy.lol 10 months ago
🫥
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you
ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’d say making paper glue is close enough. You can make it by just putting some flour in water and boiling it (I don’t remember the exact dosage but it’s easy to find).
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 10 months ago
listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him
Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn’t deal with salmonella well
gencha@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that’s invalid.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
Technus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Organic handmade”