Old school shitposting

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walla in middle school:

  Those who write on shithouse walls

  Roll their turds into little balls

  Those who read these words of wit

  Eat those little balls of shit

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  • fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Too late, turd eater

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard it as

  “In days of old, When knights were bold And condoms weren’t invented, They put their socks Upon their cocks And babies were prevented.”

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  • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah that’s the one I know.

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  • demizerone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The knights of old beat off into socks.

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• AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

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  • Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And that mobius strip style “S” thing

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s called the cool S. Be respectful

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• poplargrove@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

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  • Aviandelight@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea this one got a genuine laugh out of me. Poor soul.

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• nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s some toilet poetry I read once:

  Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.

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  • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wie Adolf Hitler throne ich hier, die braune Masse unter mir.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  public unisex bathroom: “our butts have touched <3”

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i’d throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i’d giggle for decades about it.

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• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here I sit, all broken-hearted

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  • nilaus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thought I’d shit, but only farted

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  • dafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tried to shit, but only farted

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then one day I took the chance

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tried to piss, but my ass parted

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paid a penny but only farted

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …and the Shithouse Latrine Poet strikes again!

    They changed their name to “Latrine”. Sometime in the 9th century I believe.

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a good change!

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• rotkehle@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  in Germany it’s the other way around.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …the road lays a load upon you?

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wie der Führer sitz ich hier
      Die braunen Massen unter mir

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the same person, they wrote on both walls

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  • mPony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE SHITTER!!!

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