The only logical solution is for me to blow pipe tobacco smoke in your butthole.
Old-timey doctors
Submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“You got hysteria lady, time for a finger blasting session.”
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 10 months ago
They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sometimes
modus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve never heard that term for an intern.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 10 months ago
I mean, yeah, after you got a hysteria lady…
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
go back in time
give people real medical advice
“wash your hands after working with cadavers”
get drummed out of the profession
die in an asylum
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol, you can still do that, just call it “the truth that big pharma doesn’t want you to know”
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Credit to John Mulaney for this joke
Decoy321@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.
Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thank you for your input.
variants@possumpat.io 10 months ago
Sadly you could still do this today and charge insurance in the US as long as people don’t care you’re charging their insurance.
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Something about the phrasing “you should do a lot of cocaine about it” really tickles me. I wonder what you call breaking grammar rules for humor like that.
Crikeste@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You’ve piqued my interest and now I want to know, too!
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
You’ve got a horrible infection and a fever?
I’ll be right over to slit your veins and let all the bad blood out.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not to leave out covering your forehead in leeches to suck out evil.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sadly (or not), they werent making shit up, they actually believed what they said
GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So do the crazy people
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yep. Thats a demographic that has gotten a whole lot more exposure lately
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
There is a ghoti swimming in your veins
LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Do you have a ghoti-ing licence for that joke? Wild ghoti must be preserved, you know!
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Today they advocate for Keto and lab grown meat
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Unless you’re referring to fake meat like impossible burger, what is wrong with lab grown meat? Does the nutritional value change when cells are cloned or something?
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Most notably the fact that it grows so quickly by utilizing cancer cells, also that this is the exact same scenario as the cigarette epidemic, no one knows what exactly are the side effects since this has never been done before, were trying to paly god without knowing the implications. Also i find it ironic how most people stay away from preservatives and artificial chemicals because “theyre bad and make in a lab” but will happily down man’s attempt at playing god
lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Let’s not forget, keeping your ear to an ample bosom “listening” for heart sounds.
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
“your hot wife obviously is suffering from sexy demons. I need to use my specialized equipment to vigorously purge them from her, once each evening, and sometimes just after lunch…”
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That sounds far fetched until you remember that they diagnosed women with hysteria and treated them by giving them orgasms. When the vibrator was invented to treat muscle pain much later, doctors latched onto them for treating hysteria to give their hands a break.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Absolutely. Hystéra is Latin for uterus. Hysteria, or the “roaming uteri” theory was a successor to Plato’s theory of hysterical suffocation. They believed that the uterus could migrate around the body, placing pressure on internal organs.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think that makes up for a lot of bad things that were done.
KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Greek, not latin
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that still exists today in Turkey
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well in that case
Merhaba, bugün doktorunuz olacağım. Lütfen eteğinizi kaldırın, iç çamaşırınızı çıkarın ve her zamanki pozisyonu alın.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gobble gobble
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Can you tell us more? It sounds legitimately interesting.