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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…

  (Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  T-1 NASA T0 NASA? T+1 SATAN T+2 NTATAS

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  • Doombot1@lemmy.one ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TS+1 SANTAS

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    • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤯

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    • fargeol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Relevant XKCD : xkcd.com/2559/

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I believe it.

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• corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NASA is just ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.

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  • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop giving Republicans ideas.

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.

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  • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is already well established flat earther bollocks

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• Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hail NASA

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?

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• Seraph@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The T stands for turd-eater.

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  • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    T stands for “terminal count”.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie “Woman in the Moon”, long before actual manned flight.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They say T minus cos they’re all trans

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• alp@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Makes sense to me

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• Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could be true. Science destroys religion…

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• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spaghetti > Meatball

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• undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.

  Wake up sheeple.

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• Ioughttamow@kbin.run ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a dig at those crumpet sucking royalists

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