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• FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks for the red square, i wouldnt have found xaviers comment without it

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

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    • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #Vibes #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #Mood #I’mQuirky #Terrorism

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What sort of doofy prude poorly censors “sex?” Is it reply bait?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t make it, I just posted it.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know, there’s way too much jpeg for this to have been created recently.

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    • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s so sad that that’s truly where the internet is… everything is a fucking purposeful mistake or bad take because anger and annoyance are the easiest levers to pull for generating engagement.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve seen younger folks begin to overly censor stuff because platforms like TikTok supposedly limit your account’s reach for seemingly minor offenses. This is why you see stuff like “seggs” and “unalive” so often. No idea how often it happens, but that’s just my thoughts on it.

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If those services are censoring them, why not just switch to a different service? I don’t get it really

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re likely right. I checked and it looks to have been both created and edited in 2021. Do you have any clue whether the practice you described was widespread at the time? (I know less than nothing about tiktok)

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• IkarusHagen2@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck xavier, all my homies hate xavier

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pakalu Papito >>>> Xavier

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only the finest quality merde.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t call it merde unless it comes from the region of Le Merdier , France.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Otherwise, it’s sparkling shit.

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• Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Xavier a dog

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tried to but her thighs were crushing my head so much I went wall-eyed!

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good joke but needs a better wording.

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  • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the funniest joke here mate. Half the stuff here is absolute shite

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  • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Satirical?

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I tell ya when my wife does have sex she screams, oof, especially when I walk in on her! Ohh fuggeddaboudit.

  • Rodney Dangerfield

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  • Liz@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only get it from my wife once a week, can you believe that? Only one time! It’s unfair! Some of the other guys get it two, three times a week, but me? Nah, just once.

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• cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh my god that one made me really laugh out loud IRL.

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  • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really my me lol out loud in IRL, really got me ROTF on the floor.

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    • far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LMAO my ass off

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are the straights okay?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OK boomer.

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• stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ok but like, do they?

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  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No! It’s embarrassing~~

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• PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  " When he want it he blindfold me, then I get sexy on 'em " - Kelis

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