This qualifies as a Sandwich

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• CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dear Quora, I ate this sandwich but now I haven’t pooped in 23 days. Should I go see a doctor, or will my friend’s MLM elderberry quinoa enema rinse help?

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  • AliasVortex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nothing can help you now. You are one with the cheese and the cheese is one with you…

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait that’s cheese? I thought it was butter.

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk why you had to specify the elderberry quinoa enema rinse’s sexuality, but I’m sure it’ll “pass” on its own in a few years

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    • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they mean multi-level marketing scheme, not men loving men

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This guy would stick two buns on an elephant and try to sneak that through customs.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I actually disagree here, I believe a sandwich has to be thin enough in at least one dimension to facilitate a cross sectional bite with a normal amount of mouth opening.

  Nobody should have to unhinge their jaw like a python to get a good bite of a properly made sandwich!

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    May I present: The Safeway Lumberjack Sandwich:

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      FOR TEN DOLLARS?‽!

      I need to find my nearest Safeway

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel I might be misunderstanding the scale of what I’m looking at, that looks like a perfectly reasonable example of a proper sandwich, easily held, able to be bitten in cross section without unhinging the jaw, unless you want to eat it vertically like a more orally painful version of the tumblr burrito rant.

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    • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And like all those prepackaged sandwiches, all the filling is purposely piled in the front to look like it’s filled, while the back is just poorly cue sub bread and nothing else.

      Let’s see a real cross-section of that sandwich, where we can actually see inside. I’d bet $10 that is looks more like this: i.imgur.com/rgGljaK.jpeg

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you film a sandwich, umyou end up with soft squishy bread. Not that this one seemed that great to begin with.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cuberule.com

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    • Marketsupreme@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is a hotdog a taco

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      THE BREAD SHOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT COMPONENT OF THE MEAL! NOT A GLORIFIED BOOKEND FOR YOU TO PUT AN ENTIRE GODDAMNED MEATLOAF BETWEEN!

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish you were right. But overpriced restaurants that serve burgers with a vertical height challenging to most intermediate pole vaulters would suggest otherwise.

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I actually think Burgers are often the worst offenders here

      The point of it being a sandwich is that you can hold the whole thing or at least whole segment you’re monching in your hand, those super stack burgers are so big they need to be held up so that they don’t collapse under their own weight

      That’s not a sandwich, that’s a pile of meat cheese and assortment with a side of two slices of your choice of bread or roll.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but I do like to think if someone drops a slice of bread in the US at the same time of someone in Australia humanity makes an Earth Sandwich

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Man, where’s Kurzgesagt when you need them to explain perfect sandwich cut theory

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Der Big Tasty hat nichts mehr mit nem Big Tasty zutun gehabt.

  RIF 🍔

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  • Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/dhETW09NFDk

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That qualifies as a buttplug

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The kind you put in from the other side.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No it’s not.

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok you eat it in one sitting and come tell us how fast it goes through you

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This does not look like it would keep ones hands clean enough to play cards while enjoying their meats and cheeses. The Earl of Sandwich would be dismayed

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put a tablespoon of mayo on that bread!

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put this on Instagram and it will get 10 million views within 24 hours

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can do it, I don’t have Instagram. Get you some internet points

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Neverending raclette

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• RidderSport@feddit.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  CHEESE

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s BUTTER.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It certainly doesn’t look like cheese. It doesn’t quite look like butter though.

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• uebquauntbez@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  low carb as it should be

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