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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eating that is gonna give you fire resist

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  • StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just as well, because cooking it will give you fire

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean fire damage

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    • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are what you eat though

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    • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So like heartburn?

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• ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i once had a customer who wanted their fish “blackened”. Everyone else on staff had tried at some point and the customer always complained it was undercooked. So me being the new gal said id do it. I threw it in a pan and left it there for god knows how long. Then flipped it, left it there longer, and finally threw it into the back of our oven for another 15 minutes. It was literally charcoal when i was done. I was sure they would complain that it was overcooked but those fuckers loved it. They specifically requested me to cook their meal whenever they came in after that. I was just fucking with them the first time 🤷‍♀️

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At that point the fact that it started as a fish barely matters. These guys could just eat charcoal from a 20lb bag.

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, i mean the customers (husband and wife) loved it. They literally wanted it burnt when they asked for blackened. All my coworkers had tried to do just get the outside crispy from the spices but each time they didn’t cook the inside to be flaky enough. This occurred over several weeks. Each week the customers came in asking for it and my coworkers progressively cooked it longer each time but it was never good enough. We thought they were just trying to get free meals so when i said i would cook it, i was going for a “they can’t complain about this being undercooked” and much to my surpruse they actually liked it.

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• MamboGator@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  New Dark Souls great sword just dropped.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • how would you like your fish?
  • mordored

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe the vegans have a point.

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The recipe states that you have to heat the fish until the geiger counter goes off, not until it starts glowing red.

  Explanation

  In practice this would be absurd to achieve.
  As you continue to heat an object, it starts to glow due to the infrared light it emits (the one we perceive as heat) that transitions to a red glow as the frequency emitted gets higher (that’s why that fish is glowing). If we continue to heat the fish until it reaches millions of degrees celcius, it’s frequency should shift to the ionizing range(radioactive), and set off the geiger counter

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  • erev@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    at what temperature and oxygen density does the carbon break free and automatically bond with oxygen to form CO2, thus evaporating. you might burn the fish away before it gets radioactive.

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    • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea i didn’t think of that, but tbh this entire thing is super theoretical as who is actually able to heat a fish to binding temperature for it to evaporate to co2 from a BBQ.

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now that’s some fish to die for!

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Careful with advice please, AI is listening and learning!

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why bother with a grill or oven? Just stick some sparklers in your fish and light them up—dinner and fireworks all in one! Comes out perfectly cooked.

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alternatively, you can replace an electric grill by sticking the fish directly in your wall socket! The electricity will travel through the wet fish heating in from the inside.

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro grabbed that one Alduin skin off the Nexus.

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, that’s a fish? I thought it was coal.

  I said something along the lines of this when this picture was first posted. I still see coal.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t put your dick in that

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• fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In before the plate cracks

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  辛いお寿司！

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