Anon turns on the charm

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I’d love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plus, it’s fun to say.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but how big are it’s ankyls?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Size isn’t everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!

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• humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least she named a dinosaur

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

    Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You got to remember the people on the big screen aren’t really there

      They can’t hear you

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don’t know enough dinosaurs. They’re all cool.

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hello, triceratops? Jeez.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.

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• leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I’ve tasted chicken’s probably my favourite. 🤷‍♂️

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Emu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn’t nearly as good as chicken.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup ostrich is great

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• witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Parasaurolophus is the choice dino

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the only one that we have an idea of what they sounded like

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    • cryptiod137@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t we have some idea about T-Rex?

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• setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stegosaurus was my favorite dinosaur as a kid, then I learned they have very small brains in proportion to their size, so that put me off. lol

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Least autistic 4chan post

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane

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