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Anon turns on the charm

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • rooroo@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean it’d work on me. But I’m a straight dude and my answer is Triceratops, so not wrong at all.

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I’d love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

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    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plus, it’s fun to say.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but how big are it’s ankyls?

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Size isn’t everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!

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  • humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least she named a dinosaur

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

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    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

      Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You got to remember the people on the big screen aren’t really there

        They can’t hear you

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don’t know enough dinosaurs. They’re all cool.

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello, triceratops? Jeez.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.

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  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I’ve tasted chicken’s probably my favourite. 🤷‍♂️

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Emu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn’t nearly as good as chicken.

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      • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup ostrich is great

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  • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Parasaurolophus is the choice dino

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the only one that we have an idea of what they sounded like

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      • cryptiod137@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t we have some idea about T-Rex?

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stegosaurus was my favorite dinosaur as a kid, then I learned they have very small brains in proportion to their size, so that put me off. lol

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Least autistic 4chan post

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane

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