Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I’d love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.
Anon turns on the charm
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Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plus, it’s fun to say.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yeah but how big are it’s ankyls?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Size isn’t everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
At least she named a dinosaur
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.
Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
You got to remember the people on the big screen aren’t really there
They can’t hear you
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don’t know enough dinosaurs. They’re all cool.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hello, triceratops? Jeez.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I’ve tasted chicken’s probably my favourite. 🤷♂️
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Emu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn’t nearly as good as chicken.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yup ostrich is great
witty_username@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Parasaurolophus is the choice dino
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cryptiod137@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t we have some idea about T-Rex?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
scytale@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Stegosaurus was my favorite dinosaur as a kid, then I learned they have very small brains in proportion to their size, so that put me off. lol
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Least autistic 4chan post
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane
rooroo@feddit.org 1 week ago
I mean it’d work on me. But I’m a straight dude and my answer is Triceratops, so not wrong at all.