Don't give me none of that jazz!

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But America usually down with making black men into 3/5s of a person!

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  • Nelots@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Woah there buddy, get out of here with your woke agenda. Best America can do is 1/5th, take it or leave it.

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  • pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow. We’d be lucky if that were true today. With slavery, it’s 3/5, but with things gerrymandered correctly, it’s essentially 0/5.

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• xpinchx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone measure the pixels, if this isn’t to scale imma be upset

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  • velvetThunder@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is too jpeg to do that. And they knew that.

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• Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

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  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Americans might know it as the more accurate “tunsend of corn kernels”. Or similar to a “heft of wayfarer”, or a “diggerty of pebbly straw silk”.

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  • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know, but I do know what a kilometre is!

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  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As of January 1^st^ 2023:

    • 3 280.84 feet
    • 1 093.61 yards
    • 198.84 rods
    • 49.71 chains
    • 4.97 furlongs

    Take your pick.

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But how many hamburgers is a kilometer

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    • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m commenting here to follow in case someone replies with images similar to OP’s featuring Kilometer changes to Rod Serling, 2 Chainz, and Eddie Furlong.

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About 1000 yard.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a device for measuring kilos, obviously.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a device that measures things in thousands. A kilometer would say a kilometre is 1000 metres. I’ve bulk ordered 1000 meters if you’d like one.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait until you hear of 1.609 Kilometre Davis.

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• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the first convincing argument I’ve ever seen for imperial.

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• cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn it! Guys our covers blown!

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