Well I laughed.
See you in hell I guess.
Powerful enchantment
Submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 months ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Surely that’s not where Hawking went?!?
addie@feddit.uk 6 months ago
If having affairs outside of marriage counts as a ‘straight to hell’ offence, then sure. Also if pride still counts as a deadly sin, then off downstairs he goes. But he was an atheist in life.
Heaven looks boring anyway - I’d rather be where my friends are.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 6 months ago
Depends on the hell.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Why are you going to hell? It isn’t like you visited Little Saint James with Mr Hawking.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 months ago
I had to look that up and now I'm sad, he really went there?
Xanderill@lemmy.world 6 months ago
it should increase int too
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Nah, he was already a genius before he was paralyzed.
nul9o9@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Does skyrim have reflect magica? It’s been a hot minute, but that’d be really fun to have sent back to you lol.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
No. It doesn’t even have a shield enchantment.
Skua@kbin.social 6 months ago
Console commands also let you apply some non-spell effects as enchantments. If you want to have a bit of fun cheating, you can put a max strength fus ro dah on a hammer and pretend to be Thor for a bit
sploosh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Paralyzing is super broken in Skyrim. It doesn’t actually matter how long the target is paralyzed, because paralyzing them at all causes them to fall, starting a lengthy stand-up animation, during which they’re vulnerable. Hit them, they fall. They start to get back up, so you hit them more. Eventually, they stay down.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I guess you can say… they get knocked down and do NOT get up again
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Gork@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You could smack everybody in Skyrim, save the game, and be Thane by Default since everyone will be Stephen Hawkinged.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I reckon someone must have been watching the Spiffing Brit innit
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
*Behold, Perry the Platypus! The STEPHEN HAWKING-INATOR! By rendering all of my foes unable to move, I shall finally take over the Tri-State Area!"
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 months ago
2,004,717,056 seconds is 63.569 years. Stephen Hawking died at 76. 76 minus 63.569 is 12.43.
He was diagnosed when he was 21, so the spell duration should be 1,734,480,000 seconds.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 6 months ago
It doesn’t say “paralyze…” it says “chance to…” so maybe it is multiplying that chance to paralyze times the number of seconds to come up with your estimate of how long he was paralyzed. It is the expected number of seconds of paralysis time to compensate for the risk of it not triggering.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There is a 1 in 4 base chance, it won’t take 7 years to trigger.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So you’re saying that if he had lived longer, he would have regained full use of his body?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We don’t know how powerful the enchantment was, but if he had lived infinitely long, it stands to reason that he may have.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Thanks for saying what all of us were thinking 💭