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Anon is about to go robe shopping

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.

    Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Magnificent.

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    • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

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      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I get that reference!

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    • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love casting spellz

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lie down with the dogs, wake up with fleas.

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  • ma1w4re@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never visited 4chan personally but this hits way close to home laughs nervously

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only difference is that I thought I would care as I neared 30, but I really don’t. That adolescent pressure to lose your virginity kinda wears off unless you obsess over it

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      • ma1w4re@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly that’s the thing I’m afraid of the most. That I will stop wanting sex and just give up.

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should have started looksmaxing.

    The truth is girls have way more options than guys and girls aren’t going to choose the worst option.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But also they need to personalitymax. Pretty don’t keep me company

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    • Illuminostro@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah I’m 30, strongest I’ve ever been in the gym.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dunno I’ve seen some visually mismatched (by social/tv media standards) couples. The fat white weeabo man with the cutesy japanese girlfriend exists, I’ve seen him and he’s huge yet somehow absolutely terrifyingly good at ddr/itg. The man defies gravity on those no bar cardio tracks. There are others too but this man is a legend at the arcade I frequented in highschool. Actually I’ve has suspicions that he is just fat looking, but actually rock solid if you were to poke his belly.

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      • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There is maybe a subtle but big difference between being a fat slob and being powerful.

        Big guys/ strong guys always seemed to be attractive at least to some people. Henry the 8th was big to look good. Apparently he was much slimmer as a youth.

        But I’m not a woman and I have no first hand experience on being overweight so what do I know?

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I cast self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy!

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    • Illuminostro@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you implying it’s MY fault I never leave my apartment!?

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    • ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      20 😞

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crowd fund this man a weekend in Amsterdam

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, you don’t have to become a wizard

    glances at Glock 19 on table*

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ll still turn 30, with the added benefit of not having a chance to not become a wizard

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I put on my wizard robe.

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    • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and hat

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What happens to a NEET with no outdoors hobbies

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