Lie down with the dogs, wake up with fleas.
Anon is about to go robe shopping
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Never visited 4chan personally but this hits way close to home laughs nervously
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The only difference is that I thought I would care as I neared 30, but I really don’t. That adolescent pressure to lose your virginity kinda wears off unless you obsess over it
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Honestly that’s the thing I’m afraid of the most. That I will stop wanting sex and just give up.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Should have started looksmaxing.
The truth is girls have way more options than guys and girls aren’t going to choose the worst option.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But also they need to personalitymax. Pretty don’t keep me company
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Yeah I’m 30, strongest I’ve ever been in the gym.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
dunno I’ve seen some visually mismatched (by social/tv media standards) couples. The fat white weeabo man with the cutesy japanese girlfriend exists, I’ve seen him and he’s huge yet somehow absolutely terrifyingly good at ddr/itg. The man defies gravity on those no bar cardio tracks. There are others too but this man is a legend at the arcade I frequented in highschool. Actually I’ve has suspicions that he is just fat looking, but actually rock solid if you were to poke his belly.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There is maybe a subtle but big difference between being a fat slob and being powerful.
Big guys/ strong guys always seemed to be attractive at least to some people. Henry the 8th was big to look good. Apparently he was much slimmer as a youth.
But I’m not a woman and I have no first hand experience on being overweight so what do I know?
Randelung@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I cast self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy!
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]Randelung@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you implying it’s MY fault I never leave my apartment!?
ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
20 😞
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Crowd fund this man a weekend in Amsterdam
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, you don’t have to become a wizard
glances at Glock 19 on table*
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You’ll still turn 30, with the added benefit of not having a chance to not become a wizard
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I put on my wizard robe.
bamfic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
and hat
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What happens to a NEET with no outdoors hobbies
Omgarm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.
Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
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Omgarm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Magnificent.
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I get that reference!
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I love casting spellz