Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.
Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?
Submitted 5 weeks ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.
Skua@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
Soon he's gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
What is this
pezmaker@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
A plane for ants?
ChillPill@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The real one needs to be at least 3 times bigger!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
A drone i would assume.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
catsup@lemmy.one 5 weeks ago
That thing looks like a missile with wings lmao
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Planes are missiles with wings
fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
If you’re Japanese during ww2
don@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!
ynazuma@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
But I think that one is from Russia.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
[deleted]naeap@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Yeah, Russia should just fuck off in Ukraine and no civilians would get hurt anymore
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I mean he was a comedian.