Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere

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    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I mean he was a comedian.

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• stanleytweedle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

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  • Skua@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Soon he's gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What is this

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  • pezmaker@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A plane for ants?

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    • ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The real one needs to be at least 3 times bigger!

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  • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Correct.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A drone i would assume.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The Spruce Moose!

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• catsup@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That thing looks like a missile with wings lmao

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Planes are missiles with wings

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      If you’re Japanese during ww2

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!

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• ynazuma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  But I think that one is from Russia.

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah, Russia should just fuck off in Ukraine and no civilians would get hurt anymore

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