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• skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Winner!

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• Spitzspot@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Capitalism

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    🫠

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• RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

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• TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  ERMAHGERD

  WYRMS
  

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  bremdstimks

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• Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Image

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh! You’re home early!

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• businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Voulez-vous une baguette?

  Would you like a baguette?

  (I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)

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• ben_dover@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

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• Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    IIRC mantis eyes are a series of small holes/tubes angled in different directions. You can see into the ones that are faced directly towards you down to (I assume) some photoreceptor like our pupils, but the other holes are occluded.

    So basically, yeah, kinda. I think.

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  • Vent@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The like cameras

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Naked Lunch

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• WhiteHairSuperSaiyan@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I promise I can stop anytime.

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Relationship goals

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• Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This isn’t what it looks like

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I saved you one

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• Favoring9181@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

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• 44razorsedge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Best three-way ever!!

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

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• AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Double fisting bruh!

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• hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Great grub!”

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Honey! I’m home!

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• TheBroodian@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  When you’re caught eating everything out of the pantry in the middle of the night

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• hexdream@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Now kiss.”

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• beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “I can has werm-burger? “

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• IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Forbidden foursome

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• WhiteHotaru@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ayyy! Caramba!

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• Mikufan@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This could be you but you human.

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