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• FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP, The CUNT

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you try to violate the laws of physics…

  You don’t break them; THEY BREAK YOU.

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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    STOP You’ve violated the law!

    Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! You’re stolen goods are now forfeit.

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    • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pay the fine Attack

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    • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      [when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine’s weird physics made it fall on the floor]

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No border, no nation, no gravitation!

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No levitation without representation

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  • Entropywins@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel strangely inspired

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We should build a movement. One without friction

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• all4one@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Orbital mechanics 101

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• RiQuY@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So many fonts at the same time, org-mode vibes.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just remember, Mom says it isn’t really levitating or flying if you can’t do it straight off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn’t count, and nobody’s impressed, so don’t even bother.

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  • Palerider@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You just have to avoid hitting the ground…

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• ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

  • Bugs Bunny

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah but those laws keep me safe.

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  • blusterydayve26@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ooohhh that’s true…

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Levitating makes my feet itch.

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If this an advert for psychedelics?

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• exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is soulism

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• vale@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?

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• mobius_slip@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mage: The Ascension” be like

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  break all the laws of physics you want, but your aren’t convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.

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