One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.
Check mate, creationists
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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blackbrook@mander.xyz 11 months ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If it’s lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think they’re making a joke that this other boat is what held all the ‘bad’ animals.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
At first, i thought the geese were people standing on flying carpets 😄
AAA@feddit.de 11 months ago
Same. Cannot unsee it.
Opisek@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha
Omgarm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
God’s a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stink bugs um find a way.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What about all the STDs?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
God didn’t, they evolved later
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Stinkbugs are adorable tho
valid@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you the person behind the blog? Why are you spamming the link everywhere
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Block him he is spaming every instance i go
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Image The book I had had different animals.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those are some gay lions
Huschke@programming.dev 11 months ago
Noah: “One of you is female, right?” The lions: “Some days we both are.” Noah: “Oh OK, go ahead then.”
eltrain123@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reooooowwwwrrrr…