Check mate, creationists

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image The book I had had different animals.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those are some gay lions

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    • Huschke@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Noah: “One of you is female, right?” The lions: “Some days we both are.” Noah: “Oh OK, go ahead then.”

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    • eltrain123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reooooowwwwrrrr…

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• blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it’s lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.

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    • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they’re making a joke that this other boat is what held all the ‘bad’ animals.

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At first, i thought the geese were people standing on flying carpets 😄

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  • AAA@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same. Cannot unsee it.

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha

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• Omgarm@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Of course he had to take them

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God’s a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stink bugs um find a way.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about all the STDs?

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God didn’t, they evolved later

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stinkbugs are adorable tho

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• valid@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  konakona.moe

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you the person behind the blog? Why are you spamming the link everywhere

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    • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Block him he is spaming every instance i go

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