please tell your husband hello

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• mozz@mbin.grits.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seal: "You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?"

  Cat: I said I was sorry please can we let it alone

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  • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a sealion, not a seal.

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    • Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It clearly just needs to lose an electron first.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That seal is a classic troll.

  The kind that made people laugh instead of nerd rage.

  I thought they were mythical.

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone else abandon marine biology dreams in youth because extrapolating from what everyone wanted to be at the time, the future was going to be all flying cars and marine biologists?

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  • Bubs12@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Personally, I still aspire to become a flying car.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dream on!

      Image

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. I wanted to be a microbiologist, but then I extrapolated their average salary.

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    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pharma companies pay decently well.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wanted to be q from james bond

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    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to be Q from Star Trek.

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its Doctors and Engineers here

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heh. I pictured the seal saying

    say hi to your mother for me, okay?

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• dariusj18@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  DAE read this as Seal the musician?

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎵 There used to be marine biology in your hooome 🎶

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  • storm@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seal Hanging Out on a Couch

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  • Marin_Rider@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it wasn’t even the first take, the headline had me wondering whether Seal was a marine biologist

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  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was expecting the cat to be serenaded.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolutely 😁

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