Like a bulldog eating custard.
How do recommend eating this?
Submitted 6 months ago by anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Tehhund@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
AceSLS@ani.social 6 months ago
Buy it dinner first
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Will ramen do?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Not the orangussy 🫦
PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 6 months ago
boy this is clearly a lemonussy
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait… Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyaid?
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s a sourpuss
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Orangina
Skymt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man
kungen@feddit.nu 6 months ago
I should call her…
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Buy it dinner first
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Front to back
x4740N@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
Lobreeze@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Aggressively.
coaxil@lemm.ee 6 months ago
In the shower
Meron35@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Citrussy
Resol@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Start at the little hole at the bottom
cinabongo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
harry315@feddit.de 6 months ago
After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Spread the lips and dig in.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Peel it.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Suppositorily.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do the alphabet with your tongue
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Backwards, in cursive