How do recommend eating this?

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do the alphabet with your tongue

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Backwards, in cursive

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• Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Like a bulldog eating custard.

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of a joke I heard…

    Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"

    Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”

    Kid: “uh… before sex.”

    Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”

    kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”

    Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”

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• AceSLS@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy it dinner first

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  • anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will ramen do?

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not the orangussy 🫦

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  • PropaGandalf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    boy this is clearly a lemonussy

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.

      Wait… Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyaid?

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  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a sourpuss

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Orangina

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• Skymt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man

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• kungen@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I should call her…

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy it dinner first

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• KillerTofu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Front to back

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.

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• Lobreeze@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aggressively.

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• coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In the shower

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Citrussy

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turn it into a spray

  Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.

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• pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Start at the little hole at the bottom

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• cinabongo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

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  • harry315@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?

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  • Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spread the lips and dig in.

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• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Peel it.

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Suppositorily.

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