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How do recommend eating this?

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do the alphabet with your tongue

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Backwards, in cursive

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  • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like a bulldog eating custard.

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reminds me of a joke I heard…

      Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"

      Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”

      Kid: “uh… before sex.”

      Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”

      kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”

      Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”

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  • AceSLS@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Buy it dinner first

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    • anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Will ramen do?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not the orangussy 🫦

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    • PropaGandalf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      boy this is clearly a lemonussy

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.

        Wait… Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyaid?

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    • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a sourpuss

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Orangina

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  • Skymt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should call her…

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Buy it dinner first

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  • KillerTofu@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Front to back

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.

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  • Lobreeze@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aggressively.

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  • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the shower

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Citrussy

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turn it into a spray

    Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.

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  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Start at the little hole at the bottom

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  • cinabongo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

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    • harry315@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?

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    • Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spread the lips and dig in.

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  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Peel it.

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Suppositorily.

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