Stuck

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Critical levels of thirst detected!

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This image has levels and I am for it.

    Rot in hell, Rothbard.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.

      I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a cylinder

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  • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cylinder must not be harmed

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  • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A soup can?

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    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.

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  • myusernameis@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like a penguin?

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• Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hot dog” sure buddy

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Must be a tiny vacuum

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    plastic drinking straw tube

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• ConfusedPossum@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use a fork

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  de.wikipedia.org/…/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturba…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.

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• fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Turd soufflé”

      And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’a a cylinder

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

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  • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a wonderful color blue that link is

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!

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• MIDItheKID@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Coat hangar

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?

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    • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some people got a lot of coats…

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine goes to the left.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      mine goes in a spiral

      quack

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone’s “hotdog” is in trouble.

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That went right to the group chat

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