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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Critical levels of thirst detected!

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This image has levels and I am for it.

      Rot in hell, Rothbard.

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.

        I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a cylinder

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    • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The cylinder must not be harmed

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    • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A soup can?

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      • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.

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    • myusernameis@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like a penguin?

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  • Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Hot dog” sure buddy

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Must be a tiny vacuum

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      plastic drinking straw tube

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  • ConfusedPossum@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Use a fork

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  • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    de.wikipedia.org/…/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturba…

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.

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  • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle

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      • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Turd soufflé”

        And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’a a cylinder

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

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    • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What a wonderful color blue that link is

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!

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  • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Coat hangar

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?

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      • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Some people got a lot of coats…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mine goes to the left.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        mine goes in a spiral

        quack

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone’s “hotdog” is in trouble.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That went right to the group chat

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