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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So the FBI are scavengers. Got it.

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      • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I always found it fitting that the national bird is a culture wearing makeup

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    • FatTony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait so the FBI is just one humanoid bald eagle?

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        America is just one humanoid bald eagle, buddy.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lol why’s that look like Nic Cage

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      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He consumed the constitution for its power. He became Americas itself.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That didn’t seem to help that one guy who made detailed reconstructions of classified military bases in Minecraft.

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    • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      he forgot to add in minecraft, foolish mistake

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    • Toldry@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Was that a thing that actually happened?

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  • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like CK3 or Rimworld are better used for this cover.

    A legitimate question one might ask in CK3 is “How do I kill the pope?”

    In Rimworld you might ask, “How do I make hats out of human leather?”

    Unless modding has gotten out of control, I don’t think either of those are possible in Minecraft.

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    • Thrashy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The heyday of the Eve Online subreddit was great for this shit, and it was always good for a laugh when something that made complete sense in-game hit r/all and started freaking people out. Some bangers were:

      • How do I sell a hanger full of corpses?
      • I just killed someone for the first time! I’m so excited!
      • Does anyone know if drug production is a good source of income?
      • I want to kill someone, I need help.
      • Did you ever regret killing someone?
      • Industry Question: Drug Labs
      • Assasination Request
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      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Anything similar over at !eveonline@lemmy.world?

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    • BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do I EAT the pope.

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    • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The holy mod allows you to summon the pope and numerous mods add a way to convert rotten flesh into leather, which is dropped by a mob really similar to the playet(i couldnt find a better mod for that)

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      • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ok, I should have guessed that mods would make things weird.

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  • Yrt@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or add “in The Sims” if it’s human, child related

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d ask how one comes by such information but I don’t think I want to know.

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      • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They played the Sims.

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      • Yrt@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        (couldn’t find it on any other side, so it’s a like to the bad r page, sorry!) A couple of years ago I laughed way to hard on this pic: images.app.goo.gl/Mxz1apkpmAsPTsiS7

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    • humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In Russia, secret police plants Sims 3 and accuses you nevertheless

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How to kill a villager without causing the other villagers in adjacent cells to raise their prices? in Minecraft?

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  • N0body@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Overthrow the tyrants that keep us in chains! Physically occupy residential property en masse and claim squatter’s rights. Bring back crucifixion for white collar criminals on Wall Street. Raid the pharmaceutical industry’s warehouses and distribute medication for free. In Minecraft, of course.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol only works if the mods are idiots

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    • TIMMAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      so always, got it

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      • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can confirm.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The mods ARE Idiots in Minecraft.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If I could understand your comment I would definitely ban you right now.

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  • mdwhite999@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know this is a joke but was there not a court case somewhere in the US about saying in Minecraft after saying incriminating things?

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    • hark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes: techspot.com/…/97998-4chan-user-arrested-posting-…

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably

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