I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.
"Let me in right now or I swear..."
Submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Damionsipher@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?
But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?
Strykker@programming.dev 1 week ago
They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.
Canada geese are evil mean bastards
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying
Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sabin10@lemmy.world 1 week ago
To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Until the geese learn to operate the windows
Gork@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It’s bill is essentially a lever…
Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.
Natanael@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Bill… Gated? By Windows?
Eggcat@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
“please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
You only have to fight a goose one time and it’ll start leaving you alone.
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That is a damn lie
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho
Ask me how I know
old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
How do you know?
BluesF@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.
01011@monero.town 1 week ago
Geese are some of nature’s biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life
Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
If I were a geese, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 1 week ago
stares menacingly
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you’re cold, they’re cold.
Let them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 week ago
inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪
arken@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”
Aarkon@feddit.de 1 week ago
Geesus
tja@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
If those geese could read they would be very upset