"Let me in right now or I swear..."

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• tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If those geese could read they would be very upset

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• Damionsipher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?

    But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?

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    • Strykker@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.

      Canada geese are evil mean bastards

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying

    Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Sabin10@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Until the geese learn to operate the windows

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s bill is essentially a lever…

    Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bill… Gated? By Windows?

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• Eggcat@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You only have to fight a goose one time and it’ll start leaving you alone.

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  • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That is a damn lie

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho

    Ask me how I know

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    • old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know?

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  canada_goose_closeup_jbnwr_7884-2431334014

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.

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  • 01011@monero.town ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Geese are some of nature’s biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life

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    • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If I were a geese, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  stares menacingly

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you’re cold, they’re cold.

  Let them in.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

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• arken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

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• Aarkon@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Geesus

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