I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.
"Let me in right now or I swear..."
Submitted 8 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Damionsipher@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?
But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?
Strykker@programming.dev 8 months ago
They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.
Canada geese are evil mean bastards
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying
Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sabin10@lemmy.world 8 months ago
To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.
x4740N@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Until the geese learn to operate the windows
Gork@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s bill is essentially a lever…
Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.
Natanael@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Bill… Gated? By Windows?
Eggcat@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
“please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
You only have to fight a goose one time and it’ll start leaving you alone.
gregorum@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That is a damn lie
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho
Ask me how I know
old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
How do you know?
BluesF@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.
01011@monero.town 7 months ago
Geese are some of nature’s biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life
Samsy@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
If I were a geese, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 7 months ago
stares menacingly
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If you’re cold, they’re cold.
Let them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪
arken@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”
Aarkon@feddit.de 7 months ago
Geesus
tja@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If those geese could read they would be very upset