"Let me in right now or I swear..."
Submitted 3 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪
arken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.
Aarkon@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
Geesus
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
stares menacingly
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.
01011@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Geese are some of nature’s biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
If I were a geese, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life
x4740N@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Until the geese learn to operate the windows
Gork@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s bill is essentially a lever…
Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.
Natanael@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Bill… Gated? By Windows?
Damionsipher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?
But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?
Strykker@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.
Canada geese are evil mean bastards
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying
Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sabin10@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eggcat@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
“please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
You only have to fight a goose one time and it’ll start leaving you alone.
gregorum@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That is a damn lie
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 weeks ago
Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho
Ask me how I know
BluesF@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?
old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How do you know?
tja@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If those geese could read they would be very upset
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you’re cold, they’re cold.
Let them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.