dating geology guys < dating stoned guys
no thanks, crystal mami
Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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swag_money@lemmy.world 6 months ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?
Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
How I’m trynna be
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 6 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)
TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Good cleavage though
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s my hope
gimpchrist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?
Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Yes
wewbull@feddit.uk 6 months ago
As long as you don’t have any puppies.
Lucien@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.
Senseless@feddit.de 6 months ago
God damn it, they’re minerals, Marie!
sirico@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Why is everything purple?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me…
nocteb@feddit.de 6 months ago
They are just that “down to earth”.
MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 6 months ago
I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology
Asafum@feddit.nl 6 months ago
My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence “most people don’t realize (our area) is…”
“mostly Quartz!”
I still miss her… She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don’t think she misses me lmao
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Who is dating these women anyway?
That’s cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 months ago
😑✋ Drake format of this meme 😌👉 LeVar Burton of this meme
Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?