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no thanks, crystal mami

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😑✋ Drake format of this meme 😌👉 LeVar Burton of this meme

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    • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?

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  • swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

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      • Twelve20two@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How I’m trynna be

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with geology guys?

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.

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    • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

      TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.

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    • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good cleavage though

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    • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s my hope

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  • gimpchrist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?

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    • Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes

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      • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As long as you don’t have any puppies.

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  • Lucien@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.

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  • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God damn it, they’re minerals, Marie!

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why is everything purple?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me…

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  • nocteb@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are just that “down to earth”.

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  • MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence “most people don’t realize (our area) is…”

    “mostly Quartz!”

    I still miss her… She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don’t think she misses me lmao

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  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who is dating these women anyway?

    That’s cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.

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