no thanks, crystal mami

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  😑✋ Drake format of this meme 😌👉 LeVar Burton of this meme

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  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?

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• swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

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    • Twelve20two@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How I’m trynna be

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with geology guys?

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

    TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.

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  • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good cleavage though

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s my hope

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• gimpchrist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?

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  • Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as you don’t have any puppies.

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• Lucien@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.

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• Senseless@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God damn it, they’re minerals, Marie!

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is everything purple?

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me…

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• nocteb@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They are just that “down to earth”.

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• MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence “most people don’t realize (our area) is…”

  “mostly Quartz!”

  I still miss her… She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don’t think she misses me lmao

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• wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who is dating these women anyway?

  That’s cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.

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