Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
It's always gets sloppy after the bars close
Submitted 8 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
konalt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m worried the baby thinks people can’t change.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
obinice@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What the fuck is that, mince meat in tomato sauce? On a burner bun?
What abomination is this.
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s an American thing I guess. It’s actually really good.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Or sharp cheddar. It’s so good with some cheddar
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 months ago
That is a Sloppy Joe. There is also a non-zero percent chance that the sauce used here is a brand of canned sloppy joe sauce called Manwich.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Manwich is pretty nasty shit and you can make your own super basic sloppy joe with just a little ketchup, brown sugar, and lemon juice. Add it right in the pan after you’ve browned the meat. This way you can control the sweetness and the sauciness. If you wanna get fancy you can also add a little soy sauce, garlic and onion powder, and maybe some liquid smoke or smoked paprika for some extra depth.
Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
It’s basically meat sauce between burger buns. I haven’t had one in ages, but would make frequent appearances in grade school cafeterias and other events involving large amounts of children needing to be fed with low effort. I remember quite liking them; it’s basic, but great comfort food, and easy to eat.
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sloppy joes are great, just make sure to have a hearty, toasted bun so they don’t get too sloppy.
Honestly it’s been a few years since I had one, know what I’m making next week.
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
arvere@lemmy.world 8 months ago
dirty mike n the boys
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We are gonna have sex in your car! It WILL happen again!
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Yeh, that’s what you call meat that’s not made into a patty or loaf
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No Sanchez? 😤
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taco seasoning is used in lieu of Sloppy Joe seasoning mix for a Dirty Sanchez.
Technus@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Was gonna say, the other three sound like sex acts you’d only read about on Urban Dictionary.
Yeah, I took her back to my place and gave her the ol’ Filthy Kevin.
AA5B@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
It’s “Worcestershire”, only 1 h.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thank you. I’m saving this
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Some people call it barbecue for some reason.
AA5B@lemmy.world 8 months ago
When my kids were little, they wouldn’t eat something that sounded messy: we had to call it something else to get them to eat it
merari42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a Fat Mike: you can eat it directly from your Linoleum Floor.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
loose meat
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you don’t call it a sloppy joe, your wrong.
BrutaloBarbie69@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
This sounds like the cast of a Bob Mortimer story.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Even the names for their food is disgusting.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Boys are back in town
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
And in the left corner weighing in at 450 pounds it’s Filthy Kevin!
Drusas@kbin.run 8 months ago
I loved sloppy joes as a kid. I'm sure it was terrible junk food, like basically everything else. Are sloppy joes even a thing anymore?
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s really not all that unhealthy, depending on how you make it. In typical American size portions, it is an excessive amount of red meat for one sitting. We have it on our inpatient menu at the hospital I work at. Though the portions are not typical, the recipe is pretty standard but with less added salt.
Ioughttamow@kbin.run 8 months ago
I made it about a month ago, and it was a recipe that added in a bit of lentils to add in some more bulk/fiber/texture. It turned out pretty well. Wouldn’t be something I’d make a lot, but I’d certainly do it again
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
They were a big thing back in elementary school. Man they were tasty.
But what’s terrible about them? It’s just ground beef in a tomato sauce.
Drusas@kbin.run 8 months ago
I just assume most mass-produced products which come in a can are unhealthy until otherwise proven.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
It’s probably the same as with any kind of food. You can prepare it with good ingredients and it’s fine, but when you buy that mass-produced shit, you now you are eating garbage.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I made this recipe a few times: foodnetwork.com/…/sloppy-bombay-joes-recipe-19216…
It’s not exactly sloppy joes but it tastes awesome and from the ingredients it seems pretty healthy.