When you see ball, ball already somewhere else. Find real ball by looking faster.
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Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Mikufan@ani.social 7 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater error variance in target acquisition in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Keep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How to tell if she spiked your drink.
Identifying sports related head injuries.
The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.
Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.
LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social 7 months ago
Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Eye Sockerts
Thegods14@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
What happened to me right before my retina detached
crawancon@lemm.ee 7 months ago
“…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”
maculata@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Sports retard only see sports.
onlinepersona@programming.dev 7 months ago
How can we trust our eyes if what they see isn’t real?
Anti Commercial AI thingy
Gork@lemm.ee 7 months ago
DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
ekky@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Multi-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!
Solace_Firebird@mander.xyz 7 months ago
“Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion.”
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
pew pew
itmightbethew@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinetics
Batman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Double dribble
Manzas@lemdro.id 7 months ago
When you set your ipd to negative integers
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why fast objects look blurry.
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
One is always lower than the other.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Jigsaw’s brand new trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
When I see you and your bullshit