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• Mikufan@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When you see ball, ball already somewhere else. Find real ball by looking faster.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater error variance in target acquisition in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Keep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes.

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How to tell if she spiked your drink.

  Identifying sports related head injuries.

  The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.

  Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.

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• LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers

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• AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eye Sockerts

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• Thegods14@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What happened to me right before my retina detached

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”

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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I see you and your bullshit

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• maculata@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sports retard only see sports.

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• onlinepersona@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How can we trust our eyes if what they see isn’t real?

  Anti Commercial AI thingy

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!

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• ekky@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Multi-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!

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• Solace_Firebird@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion.”

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  pew pew

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• itmightbethew@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinetics

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• Batman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Double dribble

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• Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When you set your ipd to negative integers

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• SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why fast objects look blurry.

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• I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One is always lower than the other.

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• LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jigsaw’s brand new trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.

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