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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨genfood@feddit.de⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • jwelch55@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just get a programming job

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    • genfood@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Done, but I am simply just so much better than all the IT majors…

      Watch my latest YT livestream where I coded a JavaScript interpreter just using Haskell and a french press : youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=B7D-gmfeBYIZNeVE

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      • cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There’s a typo in your code at 13:37 just FYI.

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      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Get a job programming video codecs. Then you get to feel superior and inferior at the same time. Also eternally frustrated by doing things that help everyone and no one, and that you can never finish. It’s the best of all worlds.

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    • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For real. I made the life mistake of getting a PhD but managed to turn it into an asset by doing fairly straightforward finance programming shit that scares people.

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      • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        doing fairly straightforward finance programming shit that scares people.

        The reason it’s straightforward to you and scary to others is because you have a PhD. Even if it’s not in finance, you gained abilities in reading documents, extracting useful information, integrating knowledge, teaching yourself skills, building tools, and generating reports. To most people, those are difficult things.

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Im an actuarie, so I can’t say that I have problem finding job, but I prefer programming and every task I’m assigned I spend all the time necessary to do it in python.

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    • cypherix93@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      and develop inferiority complex

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    • muzzle@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s what I did, in the end. But in the mean while I got to study something I am passionate about.

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A superiority complex? I find it quite simple actually

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    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My superiority is purely real, with no imaginary components

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  • skybreaker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey now. Us physics majors can just do less efficient engineering work.

    *coming from a physics major

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    • neo@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Less efficient, but superior engineering! Eventually. For large values of later.

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      • skybreaker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only if it’s a spherical frictionless cow, which all things are

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    • shapis@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey now. Us physics majors can just do less efficient engineering work.

      I feel like you guys are better than us at a lot tbh.

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You guys have a superiority complex? That must be nice!

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As a chemist, all I got was a shortened lifespan.

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      • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Need to make a new compound? Use a carcinogen

        Need to neutralize a reactive compound? Carcinogen

        Need to clean your glassware? Believe it or not, carcinogen.

        Chemists have the most applicable skills of any science majors, and it’s all because of carcinogens.

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Seriously. As a biologist, my education was general enough that I learned how little I know about everything, instead giving me an inferiority complex.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Add history majors

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    • neo@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When you see the bigger picture, but not what lies directly in front of you.

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    • Rekonok@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As an history major, better than everyone on this site^1^, your comment give me a sensible chuckle

      Thanks

      ^1^ Hosbawn op. cit.

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  • xkforce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The smart ones went into finance

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are smart people in finance?

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      • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, they just lack morals and empathy.

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      • WastedJobe@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, but they don’t have finance or business degrees.

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  • poplargrove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When it comes to the U.S (it doesn’t seem to mention employment rate) Mathematics was 11th place in the highest paying majors 5 years in according to an NY Federal reserve study last month: cnbc.com/…/highest-paying-college-majors-5-years-…

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  • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey look, it’s my mom!(tried to be a math teacher, could never secure anything but substitute, refused to move outside the city for employment on another city, refused to “work beneath” her, my family was mostly single-income from my dad growing up)

    Rant ahead: feel free to SKIP

    She finally got a job when she had 0 calls in a year for a substitute position. Working for a hospital (hypocritically because of someone she knew getting her the job when she had been raging against that very thing in teaching positions for years) in their government insurance area. Or “beneath her” as she would have once said.

    It gave me no small sense of Schadenfreude to see her “stoop” to my level after years of “I told you, you should have gone to college” the sheer unmitigated gall of which I clearly still hold a grudge over. I wanted to go to a tech school for welding. I could still have attended my AP science electives before going to welding class. And since nobody ever set a cent aside for college, it would have given me a way to pay for it if I decided to go. And most importantly I would probably have had my own house by now. Welders in this area get paid quite well. Especially if you can get in one of the factories nearby, they’ve got the best medical plan I’ve ever seen but apparently they’re owned by some European company so it makes sense.

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your mom sounds annoying lol. Hopefully youa don’t have to put up with that shit anymore

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      • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh for sure. Especially since she’s a conservative Christian.

        It’s weird hearing uneducated bullshit coming from an educated person’s mouth, like seeing a deer walking on its hind legs. You know something is wrong and you should probably leave before it notices you.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

    I’m two classes away from both a math and physics degree, and I’m planning to go back to school for computer science once my slumlord finally writes a new lease.

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