Which way, Western man?

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• neidu2@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bonobos have it all figured out.
  Something scary happened a few trees over? Sex!
  A logging vehicle spotted in the distance? Giggity!
  Little timmy fell down the well? ❤️ Some hairless ape left an empty cardboard box on the ground? Cue the porn groove.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wonder how they have time to accomplish anything else in life

    I also wonder how long their refractory period is.

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• then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• JoYo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  both species live in social groups that exhibit both sexual and violent behaviors.

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  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mafuckas read ‘Sex at Dawn’ and think they got it all figured out. And then they try to get their friends to swing with them.

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    • HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or read Palahniuk and want their friends to swing on them.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s probably some MF DOOM lines that’d fit with that

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Violent sex

  Problem solved

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, Slaanesh is telling me to use more car battery clamps, they aren’t specifying how or what to use them for

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• HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Given that free love experiments have generally failed in human history, while limitless violence experiments are a roaring success, I think I know which way humans have gone.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bonobos, knowing that ACAB, didn’t have a CIA to invent HIV.

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Freeuse is the future.

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone belongs to everyone.

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• h3ndrik@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s funny because it’s true?

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, it’s not really true. Both of those descriptions are highly flawed.

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• BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But chimps are hominids.

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  • yetiftw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s half of the joke, good job!

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    • BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had bonobos confused with gibbons for a few hours, so I think that’s why it didn’t match up right for me.

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• Mikufan@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How about both?

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you want Cenobites? Because that’s how you get Cenobites.

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    • Krejall@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean…

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Glad I’m not the only one thinking that! Bot if I had to choose is sex of course!

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    • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …Yeah… Of course…

      I mean you can combine both, ever heard about guro?

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• Furball@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Both, but it doesn’t work

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• Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Split the diff with Sex and Violence www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8

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