Comment on Asian Beauty

ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

  Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Was it a nice ass at least?

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    • bricklove@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It has to be if your name is on it

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.

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      • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.

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  • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is your friend Steve-O?

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• MinorLaceration@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a tattoo that means “I don’t know, I don’t speak japanese.” It works when an English speaker asks me what it means, and it also worked with the Japanese when I lived in Japan and didn’t speak the language.

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is like setting your guest WiFi password to “It’s on the wall over there.”

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Four words all uppercase

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  • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I knew a barista that set the wifi pass to “ten bucks”.

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• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My sister’s first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trolling level expert 😂

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• SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who’s on first?

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TTattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.

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  • tmyakal@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A buddy of mine got “OUCH” on the inside of his lip. Ironically, it hurt a lot less than the piece on his shin.

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s the kind of stupid I like.

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