I have a tattoo that means “I don’t know, I don’t speak japanese.” It works when an English speaker asks me what it means, and it also worked with the Japanese when I lived in Japan and didn’t speak the language.
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ABCDE@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know someone who has something tattooed on him: in Thai.
As in, it’s a phrase which says ‘in Thai’ in Thai. So when people ask him, what is that? He says ‘it’s in Thai’. They say yes, but what is it? ‘It’s ‘in Thai’’. Yes, but…
You get the idea.
MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 weeks ago
This is like setting your guest WiFi password to “It’s on the wall over there.”
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
My lord, just show a QR code from your settings, then!
Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I knew a barista that set the wifi pass to “ten bucks”.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My sister’s first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while
SARGE@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
Who’s on first?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Trolling level expert 😂
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
TTattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.
tmyakal@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
A buddy of mine got “OUCH” on the inside of his lip. Ironically, it hurt a lot less than the piece on his shin.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s the kind of stupid I like.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”
Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
Siethron@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Was it a nice ass at least?
bricklove@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
It has to be if your name is on it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got
bstix@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
Is your friend Steve-O?