Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes
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davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ha! not if I’m vegan!
Skua@kbin.earth 3 months ago
thorbot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You have a good sense of houmous.
thorbot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?
Skua@kbin.earth 3 months ago
I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French
Klear@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How do you marinate an olive?
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.
i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.
Skua@kbin.earth 3 months ago
Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
Skua@kbin.earth 3 months ago
God damn do I love a good bruschetta
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How do you know someone is a vegan?
They will tell you.
match@pawb.social 3 months ago
the one joke
aniki@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
nomous@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So carnist is a thing now?
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.
Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Enjoy your piece of wood!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Enjoy your work and bills!
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
lovely board of wood.
aniki@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.