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themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.

    Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.

    Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

  We are prey.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

  Birds don’t have tits.

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  • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some birds are tits.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.

      Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation.

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Woooosh

        Tit

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And only one hole

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How many holes do you need?

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      • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At least one more

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One hole means you can have vaginal and anal at the same time.

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      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly, you can still go airtight.

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  • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.

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• pipe01@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?

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• childOfMagenta@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

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• Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense

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• snooggums@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And they never have nipples!

  I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.

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