Comment on Anon factory resets

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s like a cartoon of my life!

      … ok not really.

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      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Man, MTV must have been so cool

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.

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• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “No Hetero” 🤣

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• Anamana@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  1. Be at an orgy
  2. Accidentally have sex with someone you didn’t intend to
  3. ???
  4. Profit

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• exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”

  “I’m a woman, anon.”

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• troybot@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  There’d be no way of knowing

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  • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!

    Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

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• Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fiction

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  lots of alcohol I’m guessing

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• lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  how do you not

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• PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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  • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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    • PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It pushes the old bullshit idea that gay people can be “cured” with the right straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

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      • Obonga@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Lots of alcohol usually

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