Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
How do you accidentally have sex?
Anamana@feddit.de 7 months ago
- Be at an orgy
- Accidentally have sex with someone you didn’t intend to
- ???
- Profit
exocrinous@startrek.website 7 months ago
“Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”
“I’m a woman, anon.”
troybot@midwest.social 7 months ago
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fiction
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world 7 months ago
how do you not
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It pushes the old bullshit idea that gay people can be “cured” with the right straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
Obonga@feddit.de 7 months ago
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Lots of alcohol usually
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Image
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Man, MTV must have been so cool
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.