Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
How do you accidentally have sex?
Anamana@feddit.de 2 years ago
- Be at an orgy
- Accidentally have sex with someone you didn’t intend to
- ???
- Profit
exocrinous@startrek.website 2 years ago
“Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on.”
“I’m a woman, anon.”
troybot@midwest.social 2 years ago
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Haha thank, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fiction
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world 2 years ago
how do you not
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It pushes the old bullshit idea that gay people can be “cured” with the right straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
Obonga@feddit.de 2 years ago
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Lots of alcohol usually
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Man, MTV must have been so cool
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.