Comment on More chickens!

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• brem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • brem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Life pro tip: save this gif. It’s great to use in situations like “good morning” or “can chicken legally carry coffee?”

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    • StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How often do people ask you about chick carrying coffee?

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• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As someone with over 50, and hatching more this week, no it isn’t.

  Well, it isn’t when you have 14 acres…

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  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had 30 hens as a kid. No rooster. It took some daily upkeep for sure but it wasn’t that much work. They laid well and I made decent money at it.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (Me living in a 900 sqft rental with three kids… ) hmmm I can raise chickens.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you.

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    • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Raise the kids first…

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bah let the chickens raise the kids

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  • lyrial@anarchist.nexus ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s fun until you wind up with a rooster that has made it his life’s mission attacking you. Those spurs fucking hurt.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mine is in a phase of that, but he’s kept hens safe, so I put up with his ass.

      He used to not be that kind of asshole though. If he’d started out that way, I suspect he would have been soup

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I generally get along with all our roos but we had a former rooster who would fight my partner every day. They would have to go outside with a stick in order to just let the dogs out.

      That roo found the cone real quick.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sounds delicious.

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?

  So many questions.

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• Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s like 100# of chicken they definitely don’t weigh that much

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  • regdog@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even less if they flap their wings

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLKQTh-Bqo

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This still plays in my head on at least a weekly basis. Often randomly but mostly every time I see a large group of any kind of bird.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This needs to be posted as a top level comment.

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