brem
@brem@lemmy.world
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 4 days ago:
As your Attorney & Judge; I hath read these abiding words and justly decided that a reincarnated baby CAN be legally ordained as spikeable.
- Comment on More chickens! 4 days ago:
Extra points for guinea fowl. (They are EXTRA loud)
- Comment on More chickens! 4 days ago:
Life pro tip: save this gif. It’s great to use in situations like “good morning” or “can chicken legally carry coffee?”
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 4 days ago:
Disclaimer: a baby is not concerned with money. It’s a fake baby. I would NEVER choke slam a real baby. Reincarnated babies that remember debts from previous lives have already been thrown away by Anubis, and if they exist we exist in the same hell as they. A dark and twisted world ruled by dark and twisted man beasts.
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 4 days ago:
Luckily for me; I’ve never borrowed money.
So if a pissed off baby comes at me demanding money, I can choke slam that tiny wrinkled thug and not feel bad about it.
- Comment on More chickens! 4 days ago:
- Comment on More chickens! 4 days ago:
Exactly.
Nothing is stopping me from calling my neighbours & telling them that I think their goat is in my garden.
No matter how many times they tell me they don’t have a goat, there’s no proof that I can’t assume whatever goat that’s in my garden isn’t theirs regardless of status or reality of said goat or garden.
- Comment on Well said 5 weeks ago:
Dafunq they doin’ there?
Said Mr. Belaire
As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion
- Comment on Well said 5 weeks ago:
100 servings of fries
Heckuva way to die
Like grease on a pie
No peperon-…i
…uggghh please give me a napkin
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
You are most very welcome, web-traveler!
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
I wasn’t sure if I remembered correctly, so I looked it up. They were donating $1 USD from each purchase of the game, towards the castle. It appears to have ended April, 26, 2026. Nevertheless, a noble deed.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
Henry: takes off armor & clothes to swim in lake
Todd Howard: covers Henry’s mouth as he uses a rebreather to drown him
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
Warhorse: buys, restores & preserves castle because it was featured in a game
Bethesda: asks customers to pre-order the 7th remake of Skyrim
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
*begins grinding random herbs into paste, rolls fake dice to win the last bits of a hooker’s money. Buys more herbs. Repeat.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
I played Starfield on launch. I Cyberpunked & glitched into walls. I GTA III’d through pavement and fell into another dimension where Morrowind was the height of gaming.
I woke up, and an angry rotund child with a bowl-cut was glaring at me.
I asked “is this 1995”?
“No” , he replied “I’m allowed to eat as much Mt. Dew as I want”.
No indeed, he began going into detail about “grinding”, and I had flashbacks to Diablo II.
So I lifted my left buttock and let out a loud toot.
The spectre left in a hurry, yelling something about “souls like”
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
So it’s like a Chinese new year thing? By that I mean not January.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
Sounds like Polymarket is back on the menu, boys
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
Todd: We are excited to announce ‘Skyrim: Buy This Instead of Kingdom Come Edition’
Everyone but Todd: This is horse armor
- Comment on Be the problem money can't fix 1 month ago:
Don’t underestimate how time consuming it is for rich folks to source lube. They’re constantly trying to find a new orifice to fill. Be it a blowhole or a fartbox, they’ll find a way to suck it dry and fill it up with their empty promises and greed.
- Comment on Britney Spears argued with police, denied being intoxicated during March DUI arrest, footage shows 1 month ago:
Her loneliness is killing her, but she’s not that innocent
- Comment on This is the dark souls of games journalism 1 month ago:
#If Chrono Trigger was Final Fantasy III
#Earthbound is for reals legit like
#The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening
#for nerds
- Comment on Keir Starmer raises eyebrows as he proudly declares himself a 'gooner' 1 month ago:
I know SNL UK is brand new & all, but at least make them work for the opening sketch.
- Comment on hey there, hot stuff 3 months ago:
The purpose of life is to is (or be)
- Comment on ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Showrunners Talk Season 3 Premiere And “Retconning” The Gorn 1 year ago:
‘Discovery’… the main contribution from that distraction was giving us Harry “Dwight” Mudd & ‘Strange New Worlds’.
As soon as we got a chance to evacuate that starship, we took it; and joined up with a better crew.
You’re definitely correct about the writing on TOS. To expand upon your point - look at the widescreen monitors and flip phone communicators, the earpiece devices and other things that they use. Those didn’t even exist yet, not really. I’m sure in some ways these things informed the development of the real-life equivalents, however ~ you can’t deny the writers did a lot of things as realistically as possible (given the setting). I can’t remember ever seeing fire in the vacuum of space in TOS. However, on ‘Discovery’ we had plenty of whacky-not-in-a-fun-way scenarios.
Lillian in space. Thanks for the chuckle.
I liked LD okay, but the bleeped cursing bothers me. Either fucking cuss or frickin’ don’t. It happens too much to not be distracting for me. The Orville felt like classic Trek, which is my understanding was on purpose. Seth was a real member of Starfleet, albeit minor.
- Comment on ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Showrunners Talk Season 3 Premiere And “Retconning” The Gorn 1 year ago:
What happens on Risa stays on Risa.
- Comment on ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Showrunners Talk Season 3 Premiere And “Retconning” The Gorn 1 year ago:
Once they reach a certain age ~ the Gorn slow W A A A Y down. They begin wearing colorful tunics and can be easily subdued with a primitive blunderbuss.
- Comment on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Producers Have A Genius Plan To Keep The Show Alive (Kind Of) 1 year ago:
Hemmer prequel series about a wacky crew featuring the various species of Andorians living together on an accidental starship voyage.
Think “Real World”+“Road Rules” but Trek.
It’s not animated and filmed in the traditional style of previously mentioned shows.
After the pilot episode, the entire premise is dropped. It was a prototype holoprogram. The user?
Harry T. Mudd.
It is now a show about Mudd and his wacky adventures, eventually leading up to his encounters with Pike and Kirk.
- Comment on ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Showrunners Talk Season 3 Premiere And “Retconning” The Gorn 1 year ago:
If it tells you anything about me, my favorite TOS episode has - and always shall be; “Arena”.
I love the more episodic format of Strange New Worlds. I love Pike. I love the old-school aesthetic of the sets. I love the entire cast (shout out to my homie Hemmer. RIP). I just freakin’ love the entire show. It’s exactly what new Trek should be.
However, I have to admit the new Gorn kind of bummed me out. I prefer the goofy-badass-Gorn over the scary-quick-incubatin’-Gorn.
