brem
@brem@lemmy.world
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
‘Moonlit Sentences’ seems like a credible source, no?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
And mice eat birds?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
And birds are dinosaurs
- Comment on Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients 2 weeks ago:
Hell yeah brother
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 3 weeks ago:
Actually, it might’ve been 7 miles. Either way, 7 or 14… it’s true. Look it up :)
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 3 weeks ago:
When you’re traveling through the desolation that is Midwest US, you’ll notice there’s a lot of shell stations. They’re kind of like “Casey’s” (except you hear about “Casey’s” more because of the pizza) located in many small towns that have only a dollar store with a refrigerated section as the only source of groceries. Food deserts full of 200 pound children riding electric scooters while staring at their phone. It’s terrible.
…I digress
A fun fact… in the Midwest US; the reason so many small towns are 14 miles apart is that’s how far a horse could carry a full wagon in a single day. So they built train stops every 14 miles. And somehow, 125+ years later, those lil towns still exist. They grow the corn that becomes syrup in candy and soda & whatnot. Also those towns all have a “Shell” station because of some backroom handshake deals done a long time ago.
- Comment on Matt Wales: Forbidden Solitaire is a wonderful reminder games are powerful cultural artefacts that demand to be preserved 4 weeks ago:
Nothing lasts forever. Not even sand art. Not even these words.
- Comment on More chickens! 4 weeks ago:
You asked me two weeks ago, so…
Two weeks ago
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
For sure.
Stars, entropy & little bits of plastic.
Such is the cosmos, most especially on Earth
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 1 month ago:
As your Attorney & Judge; I hath read these abiding words and justly decided that a reincarnated baby CAN be legally ordained as spikeable.
- Comment on More chickens! 1 month ago:
Extra points for guinea fowl. (They are EXTRA loud)
- Comment on More chickens! 1 month ago:
Life pro tip: save this gif. It’s great to use in situations like “good morning” or “can chicken legally carry coffee?”
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 1 month ago:
Disclaimer: a baby is not concerned with money. It’s a fake baby. I would NEVER choke slam a real baby. Reincarnated babies that remember debts from previous lives have already been thrown away by Anubis, and if they exist we exist in the same hell as they. A dark and twisted world ruled by dark and twisted man beasts.
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 1 month ago:
Luckily for me; I’ve never borrowed money.
So if a pissed off baby comes at me demanding money, I can choke slam that tiny wrinkled thug and not feel bad about it.
- Comment on More chickens! 1 month ago:
- Comment on More chickens! 1 month ago:
Exactly.
Nothing is stopping me from calling my neighbours & telling them that I think their goat is in my garden.
No matter how many times they tell me they don’t have a goat, there’s no proof that I can’t assume whatever goat that’s in my garden isn’t theirs regardless of status or reality of said goat or garden.
- Comment on Well said 2 months ago:
Dafunq they doin’ there?
Said Mr. Belaire
As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion
- Comment on Well said 2 months ago:
100 servings of fries
Heckuva way to die
Like grease on a pie
No peperon-…i
…uggghh please give me a napkin
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
You are most very welcome, web-traveler!
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
I wasn’t sure if I remembered correctly, so I looked it up. They were donating $1 USD from each purchase of the game, towards the castle. It appears to have ended April, 26, 2026. Nevertheless, a noble deed.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
Henry: takes off armor & clothes to swim in lake
Todd Howard: covers Henry’s mouth as he uses a rebreather to drown him
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
Warhorse: buys, restores & preserves castle because it was featured in a game
Bethesda: asks customers to pre-order the 7th remake of Skyrim
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
*begins grinding random herbs into paste, rolls fake dice to win the last bits of a hooker’s money. Buys more herbs. Repeat.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
I played Starfield on launch. I Cyberpunked & glitched into walls. I GTA III’d through pavement and fell into another dimension where Morrowind was the height of gaming.
I woke up, and an angry rotund child with a bowl-cut was glaring at me.
I asked “is this 1995”?
“No” , he replied “I’m allowed to eat as much Mt. Dew as I want”.
No indeed, he began going into detail about “grinding”, and I had flashbacks to Diablo II.
So I lifted my left buttock and let out a loud toot.
The spectre left in a hurry, yelling something about “souls like”
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
So it’s like a Chinese new year thing? By that I mean not January.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
Sounds like Polymarket is back on the menu, boys
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 2 months ago:
Todd: We are excited to announce ‘Skyrim: Buy This Instead of Kingdom Come Edition’
Everyone but Todd: This is horse armor
- Comment on Be the problem money can't fix 2 months ago:
Don’t underestimate how time consuming it is for rich folks to source lube. They’re constantly trying to find a new orifice to fill. Be it a blowhole or a fartbox, they’ll find a way to suck it dry and fill it up with their empty promises and greed.
- Comment on Britney Spears argued with police, denied being intoxicated during March DUI arrest, footage shows 2 months ago:
Her loneliness is killing her, but she’s not that innocent
- Comment on This is the dark souls of games journalism 2 months ago:
#If Chrono Trigger was Final Fantasy III
#Earthbound is for reals legit like
#The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening
#for nerds
