brem
@brem@lemmy.world
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
- Comment on Everyone freaked out 6 days ago:
Seems like he shouldn’t even be allowed to leave the basement
- Comment on Everyone freaked out 6 days ago:
Everyone knows ICE doesn’t have training. Just smoll pp & brain is all you need.
- Comment on Day 795 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 week ago:
You have permission to not 100% achievements (at least from this Lemmyier… Lemmier?)
Don’t forget that the journey is far more important than the destination, in most cases. Do what thoust will, but need not thee feel burden of completion. Many things cannot be. May I recommend taking recommendations? I wish not to upset balance, I am simply the wind.
- Comment on Barnaby Joyce reveals more details on One Nation's plan to cut migration 2 weeks ago:
He looks like he’s one more greasy sandwich away from perishing, maybe just yell at him a bunch and he’ll go away?
- Comment on Day 781 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Yes, it is Chrono Trigger, arguably the best RPG of all time.
- Comment on Day 781 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
It’s easily the best port, way better than the PS1, PC or Mobile version. New game+, it has two extra “chapters/features” (they are okay-ish) and the original graphics remain intact, with minor improvements.
As for the second screen, it is used to display the map, stats, and menus while not in battle, and used for commands whilst in battle (thus freeing up the entire top screen for animations)
- Comment on Day 781 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Photo of what I’m playing today (as a reply to posting daily screenshots from games they are playing)
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
‘Moonlit Sentences’ seems like a credible source, no?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
And mice eat birds?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
And birds are dinosaurs
- Comment on Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients 1 month ago:
Hell yeah brother
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 2 months ago:
Actually, it might’ve been 7 miles. Either way, 7 or 14… it’s true. Look it up :)
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 2 months ago:
When you’re traveling through the desolation that is Midwest US, you’ll notice there’s a lot of shell stations. They’re kind of like “Casey’s” (except you hear about “Casey’s” more because of the pizza) located in many small towns that have only a dollar store with a refrigerated section as the only source of groceries. Food deserts full of 200 pound children riding electric scooters while staring at their phone. It’s terrible.
…I digress
A fun fact… in the Midwest US; the reason so many small towns are 14 miles apart is that’s how far a horse could carry a full wagon in a single day. So they built train stops every 14 miles. And somehow, 125+ years later, those lil towns still exist. They grow the corn that becomes syrup in candy and soda & whatnot. Also those towns all have a “Shell” station because of some backroom handshake deals done a long time ago.
- Comment on Matt Wales: Forbidden Solitaire is a wonderful reminder games are powerful cultural artefacts that demand to be preserved 2 months ago:
Nothing lasts forever. Not even sand art. Not even these words.
- Comment on More chickens! 2 months ago:
You asked me two weeks ago, so…
Two weeks ago
- Comment on 2 months ago:
For sure.
Stars, entropy & little bits of plastic.
Such is the cosmos, most especially on Earth
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 2 months ago:
As your Attorney & Judge; I hath read these abiding words and justly decided that a reincarnated baby CAN be legally ordained as spikeable.
- Comment on More chickens! 2 months ago:
Extra points for guinea fowl. (They are EXTRA loud)
- Comment on More chickens! 2 months ago:
Life pro tip: save this gif. It’s great to use in situations like “good morning” or “can chicken legally carry coffee?”
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 2 months ago:
Disclaimer: a baby is not concerned with money. It’s a fake baby. I would NEVER choke slam a real baby. Reincarnated babies that remember debts from previous lives have already been thrown away by Anubis, and if they exist we exist in the same hell as they. A dark and twisted world ruled by dark and twisted man beasts.
- Comment on Baby's not letting you off the hook 2 months ago:
Luckily for me; I’ve never borrowed money.
So if a pissed off baby comes at me demanding money, I can choke slam that tiny wrinkled thug and not feel bad about it.
- Comment on More chickens! 2 months ago:
- Comment on More chickens! 2 months ago:
Exactly.
Nothing is stopping me from calling my neighbours & telling them that I think their goat is in my garden.
No matter how many times they tell me they don’t have a goat, there’s no proof that I can’t assume whatever goat that’s in my garden isn’t theirs regardless of status or reality of said goat or garden.
- Comment on Well said 3 months ago:
Dafunq they doin’ there?
Said Mr. Belaire
As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion
- Comment on Well said 3 months ago:
100 servings of fries
Heckuva way to die
Like grease on a pie
No peperon-…i
…uggghh please give me a napkin
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 3 months ago:
You are most very welcome, web-traveler!
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 3 months ago:
I wasn’t sure if I remembered correctly, so I looked it up. They were donating $1 USD from each purchase of the game, towards the castle. It appears to have ended April, 26, 2026. Nevertheless, a noble deed.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 4 months ago:
Henry: takes off armor & clothes to swim in lake
Todd Howard: covers Henry’s mouth as he uses a rebreather to drown him
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 4 months ago:
Warhorse: buys, restores & preserves castle because it was featured in a game
Bethesda: asks customers to pre-order the 7th remake of Skyrim
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 4 months ago:
*begins grinding random herbs into paste, rolls fake dice to win the last bits of a hooker’s money. Buys more herbs. Repeat.
