Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples

• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider

  would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk.

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sorry. That’s on me.

    I was the one responsible for implementing the donger slider in Cyberpunk but I getting distracted with all the donger slider field research.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      True. I invested in my left hand early on and it has really paid off.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Donger slider field research, you say?

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  • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cyberpunk had some great mods, though. It’s just too bad they didn’t show up in the sex scenes.

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    • marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You need to reevaluate where you get your mods. There’s plenty of mods specifically changing the sex scenes, expanding them, and allowing ridiculous things to happen within them.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fantasy games should have that one extra ring slot.

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      underrated comment

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There are ads in game and a quest dedicated to the Mr Studd penis implant so it’d be canon too

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    yeah and why can’t we buy exploding dick enhancements (or dick cannons) like that one dude we gotta give a ride to

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  • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I feel like there are cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk but they’re not widespread or used a lot. Like they usually are peddled by sketchy folks and don’t seem to be something advertised that much.

    I mean, good chance I’m wrong on that but that was kind of the vibe I got playing the game.

    Dong slider is a hilarious thought. I don’t know enough about coding and game development but it feels like it might be hard to get the animations right if you had a slider vs selection because you’d have to be figuring out animations for those titties or cock on the fly.

    But maybe that’s just me showing my lack of knowledge, perhaps a slider from tiny titties to big ol tatas is already a thing in some games. I guess it’s also dependent on the game engine.

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    • phailhaus@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We know there are. There’s a quest in CP2077 involving a guy who’s system catches fire.

      He’s voiced by a streamer my wife likes. She had no idea he was in the game and loved the absurdity of that quest.

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      • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh yeah I know they exist I just figured they’re more like underground and poorly regulated was what I was getting at.

        That is a funny mission. CP2077 genuinely has some excellent writing.

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  • tzrlk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    just gotta wait till they do a FATAL CRPG…

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• BurgerBaron@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The werewolf in Skyrim got physics enabled flaccid dong because I wanted to helicopter in VR and thought it only changed humanoid NPC and player character, not monsters. It was a super funny surprise seeing that giant salami flopping around in the scripted scene for whatever quest that was. Good job, dev.

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