Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request

• lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.

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    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The world is ending you can just buy a toy

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.

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      • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.

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    • Jtee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Your uhhh, Username checks out.

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Please report back with the results

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    • Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The cylinder must not be harmed

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      • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Use name checks out

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back…then I tickled her.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  TIL

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That doesn’t sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can’t buy sex toys.

  Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers.

  Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids.

  But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Okay. I will sit over here, a loooooong way away from you, and let you work. And then you can tell me how making sex toys for teens works out for you.

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves

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