Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request
bzLem0n@lemmy.ca 11 hours agoThe sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY flashlight, apparently.
That doesn’t sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can’t buy sex toys.
Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers.
Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids.
But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.
Okay. I will sit over here, a loooooong way away from you, and let you work. And then you can tell me how making sex toys for teens works out for you.
Its not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?
When I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back…then I tickled her.
TIL
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
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hOrni@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 hours ago
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Jtee@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 9 hours ago
Please report back with the results
crank0271@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.