In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like this is the kind of thing that only happens when you take these items out of your own shopping cart, put them on a shelf and then take a picture of them and post to the internet like “Ha ha guys, isn’t this so bizarre?”

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  • cattywampus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It’s like an ephemeral art sculpture.

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re even perfectly arranged on the shelf.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No…I’ve seen people like this. They take stuff out of their cart, put on the closest shelf, and walk off.

    When I was a kid, I’d pick it up, throw it at them, and yell “YOU FORGOT THIS!!!”

    I’d always try to aim for the torso. I wanted to hit their head, but I have bad aim. One time I did hit them in the head. Can of green beans. They came over to yell at me, and them my mom got in her face about yelling at her son. Meanwhile I’m behind my moms back making faces.

    Then my mom asked “Were you actually throwing things at her?” I said yes. She asked why. I said because she left her mess for someone else to clean. She then told me I had the right idea, but I can’t throw stuff at people. I said “Actually I can. Hit her right in the back of the head!”

    She just shook her head and said “Not what I meant…”

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      As someone who thinks the world would be a better place without little shits chucking cans of green beans at people’s heads I’m shaking my head, but my inner former retail worker is cheering for the (possibly made up for a joke) little shit with the impressive aim.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Something about the way of writing made me, honestly, for a moment, think that your dad was gonna show up and beat you with a set of jumper cables.

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• Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I guess they needed the latex gloves

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, sponges?

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  • bzLem0n@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY flashlight, apparently.

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    • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That doesn’t sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can’t buy sex toys.

      Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers.

      Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids.

      But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TIL

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or the wife said yes to the request.

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ye but if she isn’t cool with my Pringles fucknin bet the sex life is cold

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No no no…the wife requested the pringles can. Your dick goes inside. You get handcuffed to the bed. She gets more girth, you feel nothing.

      Then she plays fortnite while sitting on your face. She uses the lotion to wank you, but stops everytime you get close. Then she gives you the sponges, and you can clean the house.

      Not sure what that blurry orange bag is. I’m sure it’s kinky.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those who know…

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