Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request

• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The world is ending you can just buy a toy

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.

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      • llamapocalypse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What a horrible day to be literate

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.

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      • marlowe221@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Go on…

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  • Jtee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your uhhh, Username checks out.

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  • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please report back with the results

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  • Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cylinder must not be harmed

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Use name checks out

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