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Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
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Please report back with the results
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
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hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 months ago
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a horrible day to be literate
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go on…
Jtee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
Please report back with the results
Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The cylinder must not be harmed
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Use name checks out